Jen G

herding cats

[Greg Howard @greg_howard]

@parenting_time @CDCDirector @CDCDirector Walensky, please take action to approve #offlabelU5 use of COVID vaccines. The long-term dangers posed by COVID to our kids' health far outweigh the small, well-researched risks of the @pfizer vaccine. Parents like me have been isolated for two years. We need help.

[William Payne @TweetsbyCoachP]

People who haven’t caught Covid in December 2021….😂😂😂😂

[Jen G @simile]

@tweethue my new Philips Hue Outdoor Discover Floodlight came without the rear mounting panel, per this video. Can you help? https://t.co/oPO0qcg0lQ

[Jen G @simile]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can kill your father and marry your mother.

[Jen G @simile]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can skip school, borrow your best friend’s dad’s sports car, see a Cubs game, make out with your girlfriend at the Art Institute, hijack a parade, and still get home in time to thwart the evil principal.

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

[Jen G @simile]

⁦@Honest⁩ hey honest company, is this much packaging necessary for a gift card??

[Jen G @simile]

@justanyrb https://t.co/33YISnL3v5

[Jen G @simile]

I never use twitter anymore but I cracked it open to brag about this book by @Kerschen that just arrived at my door!

[Jen G @simile]

#AlfredAngelo the dress is j crew size 4 or 6 (fit me at 5'8" / 130lb). Happy to send out for shipping fee only!

[Jen G @simile]

@postmates? I ordered 6 burritos. 5 min later got "sorry, we canceled your order" https://t.co/ceqX5BTbbm i have hangry coworkers! not cool

[Jen G @simile]

There was this secret garden. With a yuge wall. Mary was from India. She was in that garden illegally. I'd deport her. #trumpbookreport

[Jen G @simile]

MacB. A loser. Such a loser. And Lady M. What a nasty woman. That Birnham woods trick was cool, tho. #TrumpBookReport

[Jen G @simile]

@mgadda me too!

[Jen G @simile]

@mgadda @SvenTheDealGuy @tinycarlsen @cgadda I have one. Living in the backyard for the summer, inside in winters

[White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse]

It's time for Congress to guarantee paid sick leave for every American worker → http://t.co/OGSe6YJmxc #LeadOnLeave http://t.co/TzXHJyQyQy

[Jen G @simile]

5 tips for photographing food: 1) don't cook all grey food.

[mgadda @mgadda]

#Siri, you're way off course.

[Jen G @simile]

Hey #BarberShopShow, you told us the name of the male actor in that Two Trains clip, but not the female actor. How aboutsome #genderequality

[Michael Thomas Cucek @MichaelTCucek]

Cookies! @DanielPAldrich @japantimes_arts @raulpacheco @Tokyo_Tom @TokyoWoods @facklernyt