David Gadda

Skier, fly fisherman, gardner, cook, and used to be deal maker.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

@mgadda Good place to be.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

Heard US is establishing a new embassy in Ukraine. Do we really have a diplomat willing to move there or will this be an Embassy by Zoom? (Perhaps an office in the same Las Vegas bunker we fly drones from).

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

It is cafeteria tray sliding taken to an extreme.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

Reading about a new concept: bespoke pronouns, gives me an idea. My spelling isn’t bad. It is just bespoke.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

My spouse comment on watching the men’s Olympic Skeleton sledding competition: “Does your Mother know you are doing this?”

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

@otter_weekend It is that kind of deep thought that explains how the universe works.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

New job description: our four year old grand son reports someone in his class is on nose patrol. Tell other kids to pull up their mask to cover their nose.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

@mgadda nice recovery time. Or was that for one kid or two?

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

@mgadda Of course. It's so you don't destroy the surface pattern until you finish the coffee. But hot pink? Who knows.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

@chipro Be careful what you wish for. It could be North Dakota in January or rural Louisiana in August.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

@mgadda Not quite like buying an old Bogus Basin chair lift seat, eh?

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

@lady_gadda the first word I saw was "wine." I will stop there.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

@gaddadean I agree. Cops with bloused combat boots remind me of the Blue Meanies from my days in Berkeley. You don't have to look threatening to enforce the law unless you are in someplace inherently lawless, which we are not. .

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

Reader board sign with great management advice: “Someone therapist knows a lot about you.”

[terry kavanagh @kipperkav]

This is THE best thing shared over social media in the past 2 weeks. What a beautiful moment. Truly wonderful. Thank you to my new favourite duo.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

Sounds of silence: Monday morning garbage pickup from an empty dumpster behind a closed restaurant.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

OK. We have pestilence and earthquakes. All we need is fires, floods and a revolution for a full house.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

New self test for Corona virus per the Brits: Open another bottle of wine. Can you smell the nose on it? If not, you have a problem. No need to wait five days for a test. Just keep drinking. 😏

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

Two big scores this morning.the phone co has agreed to underground the switching box blocking my new driveway and we found a paper towel supply. Add TP and we have a trifecta.

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

What’s next? Graffiti?

[David Gadda @SvenTheDealGuy]

My local Albertsons grocery now has a plexiglass sneeze shield at every cash register separating customers from cashiers. Good idea, but I feel like I’m in a NY cab.