Simeon Barrow

Books and Earl Grey are my jam.

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Ok so you don’t christen a baby the same way you christen a ship. Now I know.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[Simeon Barrow @SimmyBadman]

@Grant_Oen @GmNaroditsky I support Danya

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this idiot’s not very good at hiding

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

They have Biden’s goal for the night written in the lower corner.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Warning you about somebody dangerous) He would hurt a fly

[me @itsmoffy]

I wish I spoke French. I wonder that this says

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

at long last, hamethyst

[the loneliest monk @temuchainz]

"internal bleeding" you idiot. that's exactly where the blood is supposed to be.

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

British people tell you that they live in a real country and then introduce you to someone called the Marchioness of Cholmondeley

[Ed @ted_pen]

two guys having an animated sign language conversation in the quiet carriage. not against the rules but surely not in the spirit

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

when you’re about to get fossilized but you’re lowkey nonchalant about it