Simmy Jacobs

...I have nothing to say here.... I'm just going to get a glass of wine.

[Simmy Jacobs @SimmyHimewari]

So with that, Twitter feels like it's for Nazi. I'll return if Mr Beast buys it. Here's to my last ever tweet.

[Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters]

The most important thing that is happening today for people everywhere is the celebration of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Nothing else is very important!

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This is how you write a headline.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Don't let anyone gaslight you.

Everyone saw what happened.

[AudiRS6CEO @CeoRs6]

@TheRickWilson

[Roland Jôintz™️(the one and only) 🌎 @News4Laughs]

@TheRickWilson 1-5 all fits…

[Stephanie Rader 🏳️‍🌈✡️💙🌈 @StephanieRade18]

@TheRickWilson

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

The arc:

1. “It wasn’t a Nazi salute.”

2. “Maybe it was a Nazi salute but it was a joke.”

3. “It wasn’t a joke but it was owning the libs.”

4. “It wasn’t owning the libs but so what?”

5. “Actually, Hitler had some good ideas….”

[Luis A. Vegas Vicentini @lavvspan]

@MikeStuchbery_ https://t.co/Lm3QpT0T1y

[John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦 @JohnRMoffitt]

@MikeStuchbery_ Agree 100 percent.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Perfectly said! ♥️♥️

[sanswant @royal_bobby24]

@MikeStuchbery_ This should have happened after that Nazi salute

[Benjammin @Benjamminyogirl]

@IwriteOK In my experience the ADL is actually pretty reasonable about most things.

They only really care about the truly big crimes, such as being brown or caring about Palestinians.

[Mario Yuwono @YuwonoMario]

@IwriteOK Probably a generalization but this is them:

“Free Palestine”
“*gasps* Anti-Semite!”

*Elon does Nazi salute*
“Whoa, let’s not jump to conclusions here”

[Seamus ⚛☘🥃🤟 @TheFTProphet]

@IwriteOK

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

@EHuanglu Me in 2028 because someone made a video of me committing a crime with that AI