Simon Balch

No Visible Means of Propulsion. ITFC. UFOs. Springsteen. Gardening. Comedy.

[Simon Balch @SimonBalch]

@TheArduinoGuy Mad isn’t it. had to also keep requesting it to use my photo and not make me look even weirder but eventually gave up.

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Yeah right AI taking over - it can’t even make me a YouTube thumbnail.

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@Neil__Goodman Perhaps they just retrieved a rope?

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@flatlandfanatic @MrHustleMCR There is a lot of hot air around the topic but I always refer back to David Fravor and the Nimitz incident which appears by all intent and purposes to be 100 per credible. And it only takes one white crow to prove not all crows are black.

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@briandecoded I can’t wake up at 5am cos I’m already up at 4.30 am.

[Barney Allen @BarneyAllen]

When you think that Kay’s winning the Accidental Partridge award before Vine comes in with a knock out blow.

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Will @taylorswift13 be visiting her favourite London hardware store this week?

[Simon Balch @SimonBalch]

Taylor Swift's Favourite London DIY store. #taylorswift #London

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@casualsdirect So Oliver Reed didn’t die, he just sat in the sun too long?

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@CMelloncholy @rosscoulthart @matthew_pines Is there any more information on these forthcoming documentaries/ release dates etc?

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@MaryLovely35642 @ThomasJamesGray @marksilcox Hi Mary Lovely. I’m so glad you’re such a fan of our UFO comedy pilot. Lovely35642 by name, Lovely35642 by nature eh.

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We made a UFO comedy pilot. Here's myself and @ThomasJamesGray meeting our mysterious source @marksilcox in Rendlesham. #ufotwitter #UFO

[Thomas James Gray @ThomasJamesGray]

👽 NO VISIBLE MEANS OF PROPULSION - Link in bio #ufotwitter #aliens @SimonBalch @marksilcox

[Thomas James Gray @ThomasJamesGray]

Went on a trip to rendlesham with my podcast partner @SimonBalch to meet a mysterious source making some wild claims. Give it a watch - NO VISIBLE MEANS OF PROPULSION

https://t.co/ZtuVfM2Mpw
@marksilcox @LueElizondo #ufotwitter #roswell #aliens #uap #rendlesham #comedy #nvmp

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Taylor Swift's Favourite London DIY store. #taylorswift #London

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(Don't) Go Ape https://t.co/7XVw11T2Vz

[Tim Key @timkeyperson]

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“Tell Jabba I’ve got his money”

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We’re going to win the Euros aren’t we…#england #EUROS2024

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My most successful vegetable this year is actually a weed which has replaced a dead tomato plant. #GardenersWorld

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@MesserBest LOLS

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6 points in the bag for our first two games. #ITFC @IpswichTown