Simon Says

SF Bay Area native, budding foodie, gardener, ceramicist, music promoter, eco-activist, cat enthusiast & mom to James. Instagram @my.415.life

[Simon Says @SimonSaysMow]

@duolingo please help! I need log into my child’s account, and I can’t remember which email account I used to set it up. His account is in my family plan. I’m desperate to get this today, I can’t ruin his 450 day streak in spanish! And our friend streak! Please please help!

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@PhysInHistory How was Eostein’s Iskand? Pervert

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@RichTanenbaum @MAstronomers The size of the moon doesn’t change. Ever.

[*screams into the void* @alexcollyard]

POV: you’re talking to a 29-year-old that was written by a 59-year-old

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@CHellerTVNews So cray!!!!

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#NewProfilePic

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@chrisilluminati Awww bye Felicia 🖕🏼

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@chrisilluminati A friend would be a great place to start. Try not being an asshole? Oh wait! That’s how you make a living. Might want to hire a maid - got the $$$ right?

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Bad juju!

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I liked a @YouTube video from @simonsaysmow https://t.co/i31eEOmcXr Juju's Birthday - Pirate Style

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@YourComradeDad @CSurvivor9 Because your ferns don’t dance, and if they won’t dance, then they’re no ferns of mine 🥰🎶

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@blizzardofahhs Hey bud! Cute pic of you and the kiddo! Curious: do you think the king tides caused by the tsunami in SF will be dangerous? Tia!

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I’ve decided I’m a drone mom: hovering nearby, slightly annoying yet not interfering unless requested, and meanwhile - recording it all.

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Birthday celebration! (@ The Flamingo Resort) on #Yelp https://t.co/S0YO2VaIGQ

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Nice - but the icebergs in the ocean don’t add to sea level rise. Just the glaciers that calve them into the seas.

Antarctica’s Ice, the One War That the Human Species Can’t Lose https://t.co/6eH1wMAoI4

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@cozzi_cat they're not marsupials lmao

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Facebook and IG aren’t working and I’m over here making play doh and listening to an audio book like I usually do 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The key here is in the advance knowledge. When you *knowingly* do something that you know *in advance* will do harm, and do it anyway, you open yourself up.

Companies *know in advance* that climate change will get worse if we keep growing fossil fuel consumption and production.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Actually, in NYC if you’re a bartender and knowingly over-serve to someone, you *ARE* liable for things they do after they leave the bar, because you knowingly put them at risk for $.

Its called the Dram Shop Act. It’s a big reason why bartenders cut people off. And it works.

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🚂✨💪🏼 (@ Randall Museum) on #Yelp https://t.co/n7scUP67Xs

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.