Simple Parker

Join the largest selection of exclusive private parking spots in the US and earn thousands a year from your extra space. Launching 1 Nov 2017.

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

Earn 10-20% of our commission without even using the app. Just refer new parking providers and earn from each space booked. #sharingeconomy

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

Guarantee I'll get a letter saying I've been chosen for this experiment... in the unpaid control group.😀 https://t.co/ivj0CnkqpQ

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Me: I can't dance

Me, five tequila shots later:

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

@FoxNews @POTUS @WhiteHouse I think even Ted Cruz would find this threesome boring.

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

@CNN Let me guess, it was "hacked?" 100 million men just shouted, "See honey, flipping hackers! It can happen to anyone!"

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

@CNN Thank God, of course, but you can't help but laugh at all the (expendable, apparently) on-scene reporters. "I can confirm this is ahhhhhh!"

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

@ObiWanKevobi @Necole_Monroe Works both ways, since I was eating fried chicken at the time I saw this... and spit it out without thinking.

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

@FoxNews @VP Right on! That's what inspired me to enlist way back then. If a bunch of terrified civilians could hero-up and make that sacrifice...

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff at the Pentagon: "Instead of retreat, the tragedy of 9/11 produced in us an unyielding resolve."

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

@TechCrunch @riptari Notice how it's targeted just for foreign, particularly American, tech companies. EU firms are fine. Well, it is election time in Germany...

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

Just as lucrative as Uber, but without the work. Rent out your driveway when you're away or your lot's extra spots. https://t.co/tAa3ZzEoNf https://t.co/XXuRTdS3nP

[Mike Quindazzi @MikeQuindazzi]

By 2022 the #sharingeconomy will reach $40.2B in platform revenues, up from $18.6B in 2017 via @juniperresearch (#p2p #ai #iot #bigdata)

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

As one of FEMA's many services, they'll provide free tarps to cover damaged roofs. https://t.co/SEyrnuQ9nY #HuricaneIrma

[WLRN Public Media @WLRN]

Keep these safety tips in mind: What not to do after Hurricane Irma

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

One more time, but can't stress this enough. I know how stubborn my fellow Floridians are. ;) https://t.co/INouj0KAHz

[FEMA @fema]

If you’re directed to evacuate due to #Irma and need a safe place to go, you can find a list of shelters in our app: https://t.co/WZ95DuyXbf

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

Just in case, make sure you know how to get help. https://t.co/Dh4hflRHyA

[National Guard @USNationalGuard]

RT @FLGuard: If you need assistance to evacuate your area contact the Florida Emergency Information Line 1-800-342-3557. @FLSERT

[Rick Scott @SenRickScott]

If you are in an evacuation zone & do not have a way to evacuate due to traffic- call 1-800-342-3557. We will do all we can to get you out.

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

Please don't forget to check if Equifax exposed your information. They refuse to notify folks, so be proactive #equifaxbreach.

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

Stay safe, folks. As a Florida native, I beg you: don't risk it and just evacuate if you can. https://t.co/2Jno6rFshF

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just spoke w/ Governors Rick Scott of Florida, Kenneth Mapp of the U.S. Virgin Islands & Ricardo Rosselló of Puerto Rico. WE ARE W/ YOU ALL!

[Simple Parker @Simple_Parker]

With our launch only a month away, Simple Parker is ready to open membership to the general public and not just large property owners.