Reiana Gardner

Derek ❤️ Ziggs❤ Kingsley 🐶 “you better come get some of this shit if you want some of this shit”

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Bring back the 90 minute movie I’m tired man.

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

@worstatnameever He has a sinus and ear infection. I did not get my Starbucks 🥲 but I got donuts instead

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

My husband had to go to urgent care this morning AITA for asking him to pick up Starbuck on his way home? 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t think so 😜

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

@Im_ReallyBane Congratulations!

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

My son spends 90% of his morning yelling and crying at me but sings one song in the car
Me: I birthed a literal angel
My husband: you’re joking right

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

Derek: play that one where he’s like “my dad is Zeus and my dick is small”
Me: oh Go the distance
Derek : that’s the one.
Being his personal translator is hard work but someone has to do it

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

@Rikardowithak 😂😂😂 like what are you doing my guy. It was a wild ride

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

Was going to see Malignant in theaters and so happy I’m watching it at home. I literally cannot contain my laughter

[Top Goblino @ClemmyDomeshots]

Alright. Everyone go watch this movie. It’s pretty great. It’s funnier than most of Kevin James’ stuff. Honestly James Wan should be banned from ever making a film again unless he acknowledges that it’s a comedy.

[Top Goblino @ClemmyDomeshots]

Bout halfway through now. This movie fucking sucks.

[Top Goblino @ClemmyDomeshots]

So far Malignant is looking to be in the worst horror movie of the last 6 -8 years. About 30 minutes in. I’ll keep you posted, no spoilers.

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

😭 I love that for the world 🥰

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

Pray for me y’all my windshield wipers broke on the way to work and ya girl already can’t see bc I lost my glasses

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

@livwilber @jhawkharding 😂

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

BITCH IM A MOTHHAAAAAA !

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

@worstatnameever Using Dereks categories
Problematic: Itachi Uchiha
Shirt(boy): Kakashi Hatake
Cinnamon Bun: Narancia Ghirga
My Son: Young Fujinuma
My Dad: Hawaiian Shirt Vegeta

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

@worstatnameever I’m dying why is there no rt button 😂😂

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

Car registration: $400.00
Getting pulled over with a tired crying baby at 10pm bc registration has been expired for two years: priceless 👌🏼

[Reiana Gardner @SimplyRei]

I just read two heartwarming stories about moms with infants and I’m over here bawling my eyes out for both. My sons asleep, I could be doing literally anything else with my time and I’m crying. What have I become 😂