THE BIRD

Organic, cage free. Army Vet. he/him/probably your daddy

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

Get me to God’s Country

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

How about medicine, food and shelter you fucking prick
This is just using veterans as guinea pigs.

[elton @eltoowavy]

fuck nudes, send me songs you think i’d like.

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

Unless your name was Alex Pretti.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Remember: the “gay agenda” is no more dead friends. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️that’s it.

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

super happy actually and it’s weird

[rachel wolfson @wolfiecomedy]

seeing @realjknoxville sing and dance to it’s raining men will live rent free in my head forever @jackassworld

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

Pacific ocean I missed you

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

you’re the best, thanks for making me laugh all day 🫶🏼

[Vixx @VexingVixxen]

Meeting good friends is always worth the drive. 🥰

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Imagine explaining this exchange to some poor soul who doesn’t spend time on this app

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

First date idea: we need to talk

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

idk feels like it’s gonna happen soon tho

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

@rn_er_c classic degeneracy

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Pride Month is fun cuz it’s the time of year when a homophobe will lose their mind over a rainbow on a bottle of mouthwash.

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

@GeekTunes maybe, but the thick ones lay double yolk. sacrifices we make for a good scramble

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

Life update: I’m a chicken daddy now https://t.co/LOYU07DbaF

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

LA can’t wait to be all up in ya guts in a few days 😍

[Trey @treydayway]

I'm so jealous of people with healthy knees. I have Dollar Store clearance knees

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

@HamiltonBurger A+ reply 💀

[THE BIRD @SimplySquawking]

@VexingVixxen just here to eat their unborn

[g8r🐊 @isthisgator]

Happy pride month!!! (you’re not an ally if your boyfriend is homophobic btw) 🥰🎉