Mr Nobody

[Mr Nobody @SinceForevr]

90s kid watching India beating Australia in their own backyard.
#INDvAUS

[Basu-CA & RV @Basappamv]

You cannot pass a single highway toll without paying.
Not one.

That much accuracy and fool-proof

1.66 lakh vehicles, per hr, in various parts of country .

FASTag hits. Money deducted. Boom opens. In 3 seconds.

System never down. Power backup, 2 ISPs, scanner backup. Because if it's down for 10 mins, they lose lakhs.

Now come to GST, MCA & Income Tax.

On 20th - GSTN slow.
On 31st July, 30th Sept, 31st Oct - Income Tax portal down.
October and November- MCA portal down.

"Portal under maintenance"
"Don't panic, trying to file"

Why can't we adopt the same SOP?

Toll SOP is simple:
• Uptime is money, so you ensure uptime.
• If system fails, operator is penalised.
• If tag fails, manager comes in 2 mins.

In tax and MCA portals:
• If system fails, TAXPAYER/stakeholder is penalised with late fee.
• Vendor gets paid anyway.
• Grievance goes auto-closed.

NHAI proved India CAN build world-class, zero-downtime systems.

If FASTag can handle 10 lakh extra cars on Diwali without crashing, why can't GSTN income tax and MCA handle last minute rush?

Fix accountability.

Link Infosys/GSTN/ LT payment to uptime.
1 hour down on due date = Rs 10 cr penalty + auto extension.

Until then, toll booths will remain more efficient than tax portals.

@IncomeTaxIndia @FinMinIndia @cbic_india @MCA21India

#IncomeTax #GST #GSTN

[CA Harshil sheth @CA_HarshilSHETH]

RCM & TDS under GST: Time to Halt the Expansion and Ease the Burden on Business by not making E-invoice compulsory

🧵

1 /n
Currently RCM needs to be paid on below purchase or Services.

S : Security service
S : Sponsorship service
S : Services by a director
I : Import of any service
T : Transport service (GTA)
A : Advocate service
R : Rent-a-cab service
R : Renting of commercial property
R : Renting of residential property
A : Specified agriculture produce
M : Metal scrap purchas

With TDS provision on purchase of metal scrap from registered

[ADITYA KALYAN | DATA Engineer 🇮🇳 @ADITYAK37929458]

Master Excel logic step by step 📊

IF → IFS → AND → OR

These 4 functions can solve countless real-world data problems.

Save this guide. 🔖

#Excel #DataAnalytics #DataAnalyst

[Ministry of Finance @FinMinIndia]

👉 Recommendations of the 57th Meeting of the GST Council

👉 GST Council recommends removal of arrest provisions under GST

👉 GST Council recommends raising prosecution threshold from ₹1 crore to ₹5 crore

👉 GST Council recommends reduction in general penalty from ₹25,000 to ₹10,000

👉 GST Council recommends wider eligibility for input tax credit and refunds

👉 GST Council recommends further simplification of registration and compliance processes

👉 GST Council recommends faster refunds to improve working capital for businesses

👉 GST Council recommends common standards for GST notices and proceedings

👉 GST Council recommends measures for smoother movement of goods across states

👉 GST Council recommends intelligence-based and authorised interception of goods

👉 GST Council recommends simplified GST registration for small sellers on e-commerce platforms

👉 GST Council recommends measures to facilitate export of services

👉 GST Council approves in-principle optional scheme for small consumer-facing businesses with turnover up to ₹5 crore

Read more ➡️ https://t.co/M8ymRSiCME

#57thGSTCouncil

[CBIC @cbic_india]

Next-Gen GST Process Reforms

👉For more details 👇👇👇
https://t.co/qokRK7FoSY

[CA Bimal Jain @BimalGST]

🚨 BREAKING GST NEWS 🚨
🇮🇳 57th GST Council Meeting – Top 20 BIG Updates!
📅 8th October 2026 | New Delhi | Chaired by FM Nirmala Sitharaman
🔥 Major GST 2.0 Reforms: Big Relief for Taxpayers, MSMEs, Exporters & Businesses!
✅ TOP 20 KEY HIGHLIGHTS
1. 🚫 GST Arrest Powers to Be Removed: Major relief for taxpayers as the Council announces removal of GST officers' arrest powers.
2. ⚖️ Prosecution Threshold Raised to ₹5 Crore: Threshold increased from ₹1 crore to ₹5 crore, reducing criminal prosecution exposure.
3. 🧑‍⚖️ Minimum Punishment to Be Abolished: Courts will have discretion to impose imprisonment, fine or both, depending on the case.
4. 💰 General GST Penalty Reduced: General penalty proposed to be reduced from ₹25,000 to ₹10,000.
5. 📢 ₹10,000 Minimum Threshold for GST Notices: Proposal to avoid issuing show-cause notices for tax demands below ₹10,000.
6. 🛡️ Greater Protection for Genuine Taxpayers: Proposed safeguards for late filing, bona fide errors and delayed payments, with tax, interest and proportionate penalties.
7. 🔓 Decriminalisation of GST Offences: Proposal to decriminalise nine offences and relax provisions concerning 24 others.
8. 📋 Mandatory Pre-Notice Intimation: Proposal for prior communication with taxpayers before issuance of formal GST demand notices.
9. 💸 Faster GST Refunds: Measures approved to accelerate refund processing and improve business working capital.
10. 🏭 Major Relief under Inverted Duty Structure: Refund of accumulated ITC to include input services for credit availed on or after 1st November 2026.
11. 🏗️ Refund Benefit on Plant & Machinery: Refund mechanism extended to plant and machinery at 1/60th of eligible credit per month for credit availed on or after 1st April 2027.
12. 🏥 ITC on Employee Insurance: Input Tax Credit approved for health and life insurance provided to employees.
13. 📡 ITC on Telecom Towers & Pipelines: ITC benefit extended to telecommunication towers and pipelines laid outside factories.
14. 📦 ITC on Free Samples & Expired Stock: Credit benefit announced for free samples and expired goods required by law to be destroyed.
15. 🚚 Major Reform in Goods Movement Checks: Consignments will generally be checked at origin and destination rather than repeatedly across states.
16. 🚨 Vehicle Stoppage Only on Specific Intelligence: Prior authorisation by an officer not below Joint Commissioner rank required for intelligence-based vehicle stoppage.
17. 🖥️ Faster & Automated GST Registration: Simplified registration and greater automation intended to reduce compliance burden.
18. 🛒 Relief for E-Commerce Sellers: Proposal to allow small sellers to use e-commerce platform warehouses as registered places of business in states without their own premises.
19. 🔄 Invoice Matching & ITC Automation: Proposals for improved invoice matching and automated ITC processes to address fake credit and mismatches.
20. 📅 No GST Rate Changes in 57th Meeting: Council decides to consider rate changes annually at a dedicated meeting, ensuring greater predictability.

[Taxology India @taxologyin]

Calculation of PF Contribution for an employee earning wages of ₹20,000 pm for the month of September 2026.

For the month of September, Single ECR will only be filed with the contribution calculated appropriately taking into account the two wage ceiling periods i.e. Rs 15000 (16 days) & Rs 20000 (14 days)

Detailed FAQ: https://t.co/gQjjGQnorr

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

> Bank withdrawal is chargeable.
> ATM withdrawal is chargeable
> Cheque withdrawal is chargeable
> And now UPI is also chargeable.

You have to pay a share of your money for using your own hard earned money because they need to fund some ladli behna and chatori chachi yojna.

[🦁 @AndColorPockeT]

जिस देश में दुकानदार लाल मिर्च में ईंट पीसकर और दाल चावल में जानबूझकर कंकड़ पत्थर मिलाकर बेच देता हो उस देश में आप ये आशा कर रहे हो कि दुकानदार यूपीआई का खर्चा वहन करेगा तो आपसे बड़ा मूर्ख कौन ही होगा।

[Mr Lier @datasurgeonn]

Ladli behan yojna k liye -- paise hai ✅
Netavo k pension k liye --- paise hai ✅
Vidhayak kharidne k liye -- paise hai ✅
Rally krne k liye -- paise hai ✅
G20/BRICS k liye -- paise hai ✅
Media kharidne k liye -- paise hai ✅

Lekin UPI Infrastructure chalne k liye inki ganne ki tel nikal gyi hai ❌

[Chota Don @choga_don]

When you realise that there is MDR on GST and also GST on MDR 😭

If you buy something for 5k, GST is 900, You pay 5900

MDR 0.4% applied on 5900 & not 5k which is 23.6

Then, there is again GST of 18% on MDR which makes MDR charges 27.8

So effectively, MDR is 0.56% and not 0.4%

[Adarsh Anand @ExplorerAdarsh]

मोदी से

गरीब भी दुखी है
अमीर भी दुखी है

तो फिर इन्हें वोट कौन दे रहा है ... ये चुनाव कैसे जीत रहे हैं?

बिना वोट चोरी के इनका चुनाव जीतना असंभव है। मोदी की लोकप्रियता खत्म हो गई तो SIR से चुनाव जीत रहे हैं।

[Ashneer Grover @Ashneer_Grover]

India mein koi 5 minutes number Google kar le to doodh ka doodh paani ka paani ho jaye.

RBI surplus to Govt : ₹2.87 Lakh Crores (US$30 Bn)
Total listed bank profits : ₹4.11 Lakh Crores (US$42 Bn)
NPCI - which runs UPI pre tax ‘surplus’ : ₹ 1,888 crores (US$200 Mn)

To nuksaan kis ka ho raha hai UPI se aur kaunsi subsidy de rahi hai Govt UPI pe jo chubh rahi hai?

Cost of running ATMs and cash logistics in India is ₹30,500 crores (US$ 3.0 Bn). If you want to optimise shut ATMs and promote UPI instead.

Any levy on UPI is just tax collection. UPI is the one scientific achievement of India everyone acknowledges par ab tax ki bali chadhegi.

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

UPI Charges Row | Ashneer Grover Exclusive

If I transfer ₹1 lakh to my friend through UPI, or I pay ₹3,000 using a QR code, what is the cost of running the system? The cost is the same. So, if I transfer ₹1 lakh to my friend, nobody is making money from it. But if I make a payment of ₹2,500 to a small shopkeeper then the government wants to put charges, what’s the logic? — @Ashneer_Grover speaks to @shreyadhoundial

[Ashneer Grover @Ashneer_Grover]

Bhai Chandra sahab ke ₹22,000 crores maaf nahi karte to India mein UPI agle 20 saal tak free chal jaata by government’s number of ₹8,000 crores subsidy.

Also NPCI - which runs UPI has ₹6,119 hard cash on its balance sheet and pre tax operating profit of ₹1,900 crores. NPCI apne cash pe and profits par zindagi bhar UPI free chala sakti hai. Government ka kuchh lena dena hi nahi hai. Government earned ₹1,000 crores tax from NPCI last year.

[Shubham Khurana @caskhurana]

Latest Background Material on GST - July 2026.

You can access the PDFs from the below link:
https://t.co/kw76ulrEO8

https://t.co/JlKIJS0lNO

[CHETAN™ @MalusareChetanS]

AB de Villiers 178 (352) vs West Indies | 3rd Test 2005 | Young AB de Villiers Test Masterclass

[CHETAN™ @MalusareChetanS]

AB de Villiers 114 (173) vs West Indies | 4th Test 2005

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒔 @Shebas_10dulkar]

#OnThisDay in 2008

Virat Kohli made his Intl Debut 🐐

Since then
Most runs - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (28359)
Most 50s - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (148)
Most 100s - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (85)
Most 200s - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (7)
Most 4s - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (2785)
Most Boundaries - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (3110)
Most P.O.M - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (71)
Most P.O.S - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (22)
Most ICC runs - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (3954)
Most ICC 50+ - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (39)
Most ICC P.O.M - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (15)
Most ICC P.O.S - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (3)
Most ICC Awards - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (10)
Most ICC runs in KOs - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (1024)
Most ICC 50+ in KOs - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (10)
Most ICC runs in Semis - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (586)
Most ICC 50+ in Semis - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (7)
Most ICC runs in Finals - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (411)
Most runs as Captain - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (12883)
Most 100s as Captain - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (41)
Most 150s as Captain - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (11)
Most 200s as Captain- 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (7)
Most P.O.M as Captain - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (27)
Most P.O.S as Captain - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (12)
Most Runs in Wins - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (18421)
Most 50s in Wins - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (91)
Most 100s in Wins - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (59)
Most 200s in Wins - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (6)
Most Runs in Away - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (15579)
Most 100s in Away - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (44)
Most 50s in Away - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (85)
Most Top Scores - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (165)
Most Test Wins as Captain - 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 (40)

[Narendra Pratap @hindipatrakar]

पुरानी सी टी-शर्ट पहने, गले में गमछा डाले.. ये कौन था जो इस प्रोटेस्ट में आया और अपनी आत्मा की गहराई से, भावनाओं में बहे बगैर देश के लोकतन्त्र और उसमें हिस्सेदारी का दावा पेश कर गया.

अभिव्यक्ति की आजादी का मौका मिला था इसे जंतर-मंतर पर. कह रहा है दौड़कर आया हूं. नीरज ने जो लिखा, वो जीवन की हकीकत है. उसी हकीकत को करीब से..बेहद करीब से देखा और चला आया. लाखों की भीड़ में जहां Gen-Z को लफंडर लिखा गया, दिखाया गया. वहां यह नौजवान सरकार को आईना दिखा गया. Gen-Z ही था, शायद किसी ने ठीक से इसे देखा नही. मंच पर क्यों नही बोलने दिया इसे, थोड़ा सा भगतसिंह और बाहर आता. इस देश के युवाओं को थोड़ा और जोश भर जाता. बता जाता कि मौका मिले तो खुद को इस दुनियां के सामने उड़ेल कर रख दो. बता दो सरकारों को संवाद के बिना कोई रास्ता नही है. हिंदू-मुस्लिम और जातियों में बंट चुकी सियासत और देश में ऐसे ही युवा इस लोकतंत्र को जिंदा रखे है.

किसी को इसका नाम पता चले तो जरूर बताना. इसका स्वागत करना है, इसे एक फूलों का हार पहनाना है.
@TheLallantop