A small re-edit of the season preview from last year. Updated with Carrick and the boys..
This song was made for Manchester United..
UP THE MANCHESTER REDS 😍
Lord Ravi Kishan has given us another meme today. 😂
From “Jaldi, The Late,”
“Home from work,”
“Money follows my brothaa,”
and his iconic dance moves…
…to “Aaj humara maun vrat hai.” 🤣
When a reporter asked Lord Ravi Kishan a question, he replied:
“Aaj humara maun vrat hai. Pandit ji kahe hain maun vrat ke liye.”
Translation: “I’m observing a vow of silence because the priest told me to.” 😂😂
@ravikishann 😂🙌🏻
Carrick new system looks brilliant & might win Man United our 4th Champions league.
Taken straight from Sir Alex. Controlled build up through the 1st two 3rds, then complete fluid freedom in the final 3rd, allowing players to express themselves and work things out themselves.
मुझे प्रेग्नेंट करिए, 8 लाख रुपए लीजिए "
फेसबुक पर इस कैप्शन के साथ महिलाओं के खूब वीडियो आते हैं। ��ुछ में मेरी विधवा बेटी से शादी, मेरी बेटी को बच्चा, ऐसे तमाम वीडियो दिखते हैं। ये सब मजदूर टाइप व बुजुर्गों के फेसबुक फीड में ज्यादा आते हैं। क्योंकि इनका इंटरेस्ट ऐसे पोस्ट में दिख जाता है।
उत्सुकता बस कई बार कमेंट बॉक्स खोलता हूं तो सैकड़ों लोग अपना नंबर दिए रहते हैं। ऐसे ही बिहार के ये भाई साहब थे। प्रेग्नेंट करके 8 लाख रुपये लेना चाहते थे। इसलिए नंबर दे दिया।
इन्हें फोन आया और 800 रुपए दे��े को कहा। उसने कहा कि कागज बन जाए, ताकि फंसने वाली बात न हो। भाई ने 2 दिन की मजदूरी भेज दी। इसके बाद फंसते चले गए। वीडियो में देख लीजिए।
आप लोग अपने आसपास के लोगों को बताया करिए ��ि ये सब फ्रॉड है। ऐसे ही प्रेग्नेंट करने की इच्छा न पाले, वरना कहीं मुंह दिखाने लायक नहीं बचेंगे।
Ajaz Khan got the belt treatment from his own fans:
Ajaz: Stay silent.
Fan: We are making you go viral.
Ajaz: I am already viral. We are having a serious conversation.
Fan: We are making you the Education Minister.
Ajaz: I can’t be the Education Minister.
Fan: Why?
Ajaz: Because I am not that educated.
Paresh Rawal talking about Akshay Kumar has all limit cross just to get a hit film
🗣️Bhagwan does not need in omg 2 film don't get into the trap of making cash in this franchise if bhagwan is standing beside the father what is the use of father's fight what is the use of father's conviction father's influence is not there I will fight this is the condition of my son I am fighting for him and omg 1 content was clear he abused bhgwan in film that bhagwan comes into the film and even i didn't have credit for omg 2.
What a brutal COOKING of Chandrika Dixit aka Vada pav girl by Mumta Ji 🔥
She exposed her left right and centre with tough questions, Vadapav girl had no option than to apologise every time
She won't be attending any Podcast anytime soon 😹
Surat trader complained about BJP controlled inefficient Surat Municipal Corporation for huge losses they suffered during floods.
Deputy CM Harsh Sanghavi meets him personally and assures to help them.
Samay Raina tried to mock Kiku Sharda, thinking he was just like Sunil Pal.
But Kiku Sharda gave it back with full force, and Samay couldn’t handle it.
Kiku literally made Samay taste his own medicine 🔥
भारत विश्वगुरु बन पाया हो या न बन पाया हो परंतु ऐसी औरतो ने अपने घर की इज्जत मान सम्मान का रील्स मे मुजरा करके लोगों का मनोरंजन करक़े विश्वगुरु अवश्य बना दिया,
देख रहे हो इनकी हरकतें एक ने बच्चे को धक्का मार क़े हटा दिया एक पति रोटी बना रहा है और लुगाई ��ुजरा कर रही है l