Single Men For Women

I'm a dude and I write about other dudes who date broads on SMFW. And because u can say anything you want on Twitter, I'm also a writer for Saturday Night Live.

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If you're bitter and hate the world, then this is dedicated to you: http://t.co/eFrUWfMu

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Are mustaches not cool anymore? We feel like even hipsters are starting to get sick of our profile picture...

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It's #Friday (it's Friday. Getting down on Friday). You need a laugh. http://t.co/DtETqZbi

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It's Friday the 13th, kids! The one day a year you can dress up in a hockey mask and murder people. Wait, what? That's not right.. Is it?

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We're making another list. Why? B/c it's Thursday. Do you want 2 see who we think are the ugliest basketball players, or the hottest MILFs?

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If you're not getting laid, it's just because you're not famous. Steve Buscemi and the rest of our list is proof! http://t.co/SILCVqWv

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If you want SM4W to #follow you, just let us know!

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#FF @mrdavehill . Or, at very least, look at his awesome profile picture.

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The #Oscars have come and gone, and we still haven't seen any of these movies: http://t.co/MqhUUA8g

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#JerseyShore is almost over and we still haven't seen half of what we wanted to. http://t.co/qPRCm8ND GET YOUR SIT TOGETHER, MTV.

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It's Follow Friday. If you want an asshole like us here at SMFW to #FF your name, Tweet us and let us know!

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@dave_henry Be careful at Coachella! http://t.co/nfUGqqBv

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We took a look at the dangers of @coachella sex. Chances are you'll still do it. We're proud of you for that. http://t.co/nfUGqqBv

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@J3ssicaJ3nis hiiii back!

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We started a Pinterest and followed food blogs. Bad idea, now we're #hungry. Give us food suggestions! Chicken? McDs? Fruit? LOL. Fruit. No.

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We like #funny things. Who should we follow to get a little comedy in our Tweet timeline??

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#NickiMinaj totally looks like Saturday Night Live actor Fred Armisen! http://t.co/wdJFa8nM

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@DrLaurenNoel We need a doctor's opinion-- Is the raddest thing in the world, or no? https://t.co/yED0LtCG

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Kids dressed as adults is almost as awesome as dogs dressed as people.

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Kids dressed as adults is almost as awesome as dogs dressed as people.

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We're working on re-vamping the site this week! Look forward to nicer layouts and meaner blogs.