Siobhan Smith

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[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@MakeYeFretPod ref DTs scottish accents - check out The Rumour, a Scottish poem by Andy Stewart, does ALL the accents. May be a wee nod to that.

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

First episode ref #GoodOmens2

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@MakeYeFretPod listening to your first episode, loving it but you've referred to kids(Noah and children), to goats, to baby goats but not made the baby goat/kid connection and I'm hoping it happens before the episode ends....save the kids!

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@SoVeryBritish Voldetort the tortoise

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

Ahhh don't know how many times I've read/heard this but today I realised the reference:
‘but I told him, sir, that fruit baskets is like life: until you’ve got the pineapple off’f the top you never know what’s underneath. He says thank you, too.’ #goingpostal @MakeYeFretPod

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@MaryHil07236381 Do you know what a miscarriage is? Do you know what nonviable means? Go back to your crazy corner

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@Beathhigh We did a walking food tour - highly recommended! Mesón del Champiñón for mushroom tapas (also do other things). There are two streets in that area where each bar specialises in different tapa - great way to spend an evening!

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@CHIMPSINSOCKS @FionaLondonarts Haven't seen the play but just read the article.I get the feeling she thinks all plays should be high brow...
Sometimes people just enjoy a light hearted play!

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

Listening to #nightwatch to get on board with @MakeYeFretPod
Wonder how many times it will be listened to/read before we get to the end of the episodes #fourparter #wholemonth #podcast #bestbook

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@Jessiemackay Used to call it sleep until one of the kids got an eye infection - it's all called eye snot now

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

Catching up on 3 series worth of @CBCMurdoch.
Forgot how much I enjoyed this programme 🙂

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

"Literally bangs ant woman he wants"
That'd be rape then.

How do you get free from "the matrix" by being beholden to one man...it's a cult

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@BBCTech - might want to check your conversions here or add in the missing st for stones 😉 48kg(7st5lbs)

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@JaneyGodley You're just a virgin who can't drive.

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@DanielleCandela Hope he had the balls to give you the money back too! Ungrateful little toad

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

In manhattan until Monday- just round the corner from #themusicman

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

Bit of a random one @RealHughJackman but could I bother you for a wee photo to advertise our local (scottish) am dram show @LinlithgowLAMP

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

Bit of a random one @RealHughJackman but could I bother you for a wee photo to advertise our local (scottish) am dram show @LinlithgowLAMP

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@BankofScotBiz system down again?
Businesses haven't got time to sit looking at a screen that takes forever to load...and then fails

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@zimbobble @standupmaths But how tall is that in giraffes?

[Siobhan Smith @Sio86Smith]

@MrAHarrisonCS @standupmaths Much the same as my comment! My gran still got me to get a pound of mince from the butcher. The butcher knew what I meant, measured to the nearest gram - no harm no foul