Augie Crumpenstein

[skooks @skooookum]

My grandma hit me with an all-timer on the phone today

“You’re shopping for solutions at the problem store”

[Augie Crumpenstein @SirAugie]

@MrBeast 1,462,356 total

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

"If you're so smart, why do you find it hard to take your own advice"

Dostoevsky: "It takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently"

[tautologer @tautologer]

how much you enjoy a 1 hour drive is a pretty good proxy metric for the quality of your life

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

Crazy take from Claude

[Space Explained @SpacedExplained]

🚨: You’re 400 million times closer in size to the observable universe than to the Planck length.

Let that sink in.

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Started a new job and my boss is incredible 🥺

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

No matter how good you are, the wrong room will never see your value

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

This world is full of complainers who don’t ever bring any solutions to the problems they complain about

Don’t be a complainer be a doer

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

You will lose respect if you don't confront people.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Steve Jobs on how to hire the best people at your company

Absolutely timeless advice that still rings true today
> hire high agency people
> give them high agency tasks
> the job of a leader is to create common vision, not micro manage
> once you have enough great people together in a team, they tend to build groups where mediocre people cannot enter or are quickly pushed out
> the main job of a CEO is ultimately recruiting
> professional managers can manage well, but they cannot do anything incredible by themselves
> great people work for the best do-ers, not the best managers

[Tech Sales Guy @TechSalesGuy]

"get comfortable with the art of selling"

[R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore]

Pretty much go to bed and wake up thinking about this clip

Lives in my head

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/Mg0oHBVoxf

[Augie Crumpenstein @SirAugie]

@amyklobuchar Amy, from one Minnesotan to another, STFU

[Augie Crumpenstein @SirAugie]

@gurgavin Can I just have a headphone jack back??

[Augie Crumpenstein @SirAugie]

@Nebraskangooner Who could have seen that coming 🤔