Simon

petrolhead marketer, and in between times, trying to live it slow on the Jurassic coast

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@ElonMNews A

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@BootsUK is it ok that the pharmacist goes and has a meeting for half an hour at 9 on a Thursday morning so the customers just have to sit around?

[Siobhan Harrington @S_HarringtonNHS]

Went to see our outpatients service at Beales in the shopping centre in Poole last week - it is simply amazing ! @UHD_NHS developed & delivered in the last yr. met Dr Suzannah dermatologist who said ‘far less stressful than traditional clinics’ - & health coach as you leave

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@British_Airways any ideas on how to contact you when I’ve had an email from you telling us to speak to you, but you don’t answer. Chat doesn’t work, calls get cut off.. help.

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

So did they dig it up or not? Someone needs to read “eats shoots and leaves”. Neanderthal remains unearthed in Italian cave https://t.co/mGVY5gs7XQ

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

Trump’s COVID.. is no campaign stunt beneath this man?

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@AdmiralUK No they can’t.. it’s broken

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@AdmiralUK about to automatically take £1500 and I cannot work out how to stop you. I’ve phoned for hours.. web chat always busy.. what do I have to do?

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

Fantastic article - feels good to be informed.. we’ll fight it in our living rooms!

[fleetstreetfox @fleetstreetfox]

“Nazis are already everywhere in Europe. We can’t fight them. Let’s just give up.” https://t.co/Weavzve6Il

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@BBCBreakfast Amazing Poppy.. you are a shining example of the Coronavirus attitude we need. Looking after all the nanas! X

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@virginmedia no broadband, no service status on the website and the phones are busy and you can’t even queue..I think this is the last straw!

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

trying to get back into playing my guitar so just bought the tiny but awesome blackstar amp and saved a few quid this weekend with the lovely people at #absolutemusicblacksat #blackstar #fender #albertleemusic

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@virginmedia you’ve put my price up and every time I ring to talk about how I can bringmy price down or leaving I have to give up after ten minutes.. how can I get to talk to you!

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

I just entered to win a VIP weekend for two with @Protyre at the FORMULA 1 2018 ROLEX BRITISH GRAND PRIX on 7th July. For your chance to win, race to https://t.co/EV5Pq5KobR #ProtyrePrizes

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@RAC_Care Only just got home.. planning on making a call tomorrow!

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

@TheRAC_UK @RAC_Care don't answer the phone don't call back as promised don't recover old ladies in the dark for hours #cancelledmembership

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

rescued my 70 yo mum from the roadside myself rather than leave her waiting 4 hours in the dark like @TheRAC_UK have tonight.

[The AA @TheAA_UK]

Santa's on patrol with the AA. #BecauseAnythingCanHappen

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.. #aaride

[Simon @SirDelahaye]

Is it me or how bad do @antanddec look in DJ's at the @brits. Has the Black tie had it's day? #BantheDinnerJacket