Kingsley

Cat

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

im just a man who loves hard flat surfaces and plastic bags

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

@lindsimpson Idk wheres my little hat?

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

I'm Mr Barnacles

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

@nancy_gs @lindsimpson Of course I do!

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

@lindsimpson @nancy_gs Don't speak for me

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

are cats allowed to play

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

Goodbye Jimmy

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

Well damn okay

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

here is your sign that tomorrow is going to be a good day

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

what does a liar do when they die

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

im carrying your love with me

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

hangin with my man
the shark George Clooney
you can call me a toon
cause im feeling looney

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

@VincentWoolsey 🐎☎️

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

call her major league cause she be quadding on my balls

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

she quids on my ditch till my brooms up 💯

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

quadball? that used to be me before Lindsey got me fixed

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

this guy looks exactly like me

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

krieger left a gummy out and I uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

i am loving my new home ☺️

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

@VincentWoolsey now you got Twitter up my ass

[Kingsley @SirKingsleyCat]

@VincentWoolsey you stupid bitch feed me some gummy worms