Maurice

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.

- Thomas Jefferson.

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

🤣🤣

[Abruzzi Collins @De_Colloh7]

Someone told south africans they should first find a real name for their country kenyans can't beef with a compass direction

[🇵🇹🐐 @Woury_RMFC]

J’ai regardé un film indien pendant 3h.
L’histoire commence avec deux jeunes hommes qui trouvent un bébé dans une poubelle.
Ils l’ont recueillie et élevée, et lorsqu’elle a grandi, ils ont découvert c’était leur mère :

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

Gender wars upped the crazy level

[Sami Ansah @sami_ansah]

A man has to come in. Even in hallucinations a man has to be the evil one🤣🤣

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@MisterAlbie 😂😂

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@citizentvkenya Premium gaslighting

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

Hakuna viti huko State House?

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

President Ruto hosts over 10,000 Nairobi Security Guards at State House, Nairobi

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@citizentvkenya How is this a news item? They just paid some old men and invited media.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Mom was right, it is that damn phone

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@crazy_kennar 😂😂😂

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@DatzRanch Elijah Mikaelson was a mood 😂

"Now is not the best time for your particular brand of... sass."

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

Midas touch...but the opposite

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Intel $INTC erases all gains after Jim Cramer says "Intel's the one."

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@ntvkenya Scenes at the biggest party soon

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

Serikali amesema 🤣

[Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi)) @Asmali77]

My good lake friends. What is this? 😂

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@amerix Reality
https://t.co/6dq4JWJBWY

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Youths chanting "Tutam" flaunt envelopes containing Ksh 5,000 each after receiving cash handouts following the conclusion of a state-sponsored political event.

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@IAPonomarenko History has never been kind to leaders who believed they were bigger than their countries.

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@kilundeezy Healthcare money being used to repaint some white house in Nairobi and give handouts to its weekly visitors.

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

What is this 'exonerate the president from his blunders' business?

When things go well: Thank the president

When things go wrong: "It is the people around the president who are deceiving him"

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Former Bahati MP Kimani Ngunjiri has launched a scathing attack on President William Ruto’s inner circle, accusing those around him of pursuing personal interests while shielding him from the concerns of Kenyans.

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@DiscussingFilm "Inter-galactic hero uses his powers to battle in this U.S. state"

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

"Mkubwa tujenge barabara ya kuenda polling station leo usiku. Watatupee kura kesho"

Ol Kalou, I stan 😂

[Maurice @SirMMaurice]

@bonifacemwangi Voters now know they can take handouts and vote freely

Freedom is coming 🇰🇪