Roger Templeton

Competitive Button Sewer

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

@AndyRobsonTips Came in at 62’ minute - what a game!

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

@AndyRobsonTips hows this for a Cheat Sheet Winner! Thanks mate

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

All this propaganda going around at the moment, and all I want are a proper gander at those tits

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If “SMART” water is so smart, how did it get trapped in that bottle? Lured in by the liberal scum I’m sure #freeDOM

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

Never met such a needy pasta like Ravioli. You have sauce already fuck off

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

Proppa fella in Dominos tonight

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

Just binned the missus off - only 2 pints down and she’s pissed me off

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

Why’s everyone so fussed about a sandwich filling today? #corination

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

Medium fat bitches really are the most lustful

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

@percypatrone I actually like Twinkies so not much of an insult bucko

[Roger Templeton @SirRogTempleton]

@percypatrone I could sew 200 buttons faster than you could do 10 press ups - know who you are talking to #letdown