SirSecret

Shhh...this will just be our little secret.

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

Hello, this is my goodbye tweet.

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

I hate how much my heart can make my brain hurt.

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

You know how I know that my wife really hates me? No matter what I do, she never threatens to leave me.

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

She's a vibrant portrait, written within the broad strokes of her thundering silence. She is her own contradiction, she is beautiful.

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

Sorry, I don't have time to have real emotions. I have a job.

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

All I want for Christmas this year is for some of you to stop tweeting.

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

p.s.

Fuck you.

p.p.s.

Very much.

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

Sorry, can't, too busy doing that thing that Meatloaf wouldn't do for love and slowly realizing he was totally fucking right.

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

I wish I loved anything as much as women love saying, "Suck my dick."

[SirSecret @SirSecret_]

It's truly fucking amazing the mileage y'all have gotten out of tweeting about naps, coffee, and wine.

[คkค Ʀคςђ @ryan_rachryan80]

Just throw a little spit to it, it'll be alright.
-Men