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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.” — ...👊💯

Nzambe a pambola yo

[HEISENBERG @SirTan_ke]

Someday we’ll look back with gratitude and honor the hearts that chose kindness when we needed it most🫡🤲.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

When Ruto fiercely opposed the 2010 constitution.

He’s the same guy who was quoting it during the nation address

[HEISENBERG @SirTan_ke]

@UFKenya Zile unpaid scholarships za academic year 2024/25 kuna hopes za kulipwa hivi karibuni kwli wanguana🤔🤔

[HEISENBERG @SirTan_ke]

Sisi watu tulikuwa Maseno School na hatujawahi chukua certificate zetu hata hatuna pressure...we just know the boys won't burn the school🫡

[HEISENBERG @SirTan_ke]

@LadyKatln @iLnico4real Hata ikuwe ya gunia ntavaa tu bora ya leo ikuwe ya South Africa 🇿🇦

[HEISENBERG @SirTan_ke]

@UFKenya Hii ni nyinyi @UFKenya na @HELBpage mnafaa kulipa na so far hamjalipa since 2024/25 academic year....in whose hands are we safe😭😭

[HEISENBERG @SirTan_ke]

@UFKenya Hii mlisema hamlipi wakuu since 2024/25 academic year

[HEISENBERG @SirTan_ke]

@HELBpage Mnasema na hamkulipa tuition fee ya 2024/25 sem 2 na hii pia ya 2025/26 Sem 2 na scholarships pia hamlipi wakuu🤔🤔

[HEISENBERG @SirTan_ke]

Bible app yangu inashangaa kwani mi ndio shetani😂😂

[kevin🇰🇪 @realKemboi1]

My problem is... i expect everyone to have sense &they dont

[BrianO @BrianOpangao]

Mimi at my age sahii, the only sin niko nayo nikutamani matiti na matako ya wamama hapo Archives na Quiver. You mean I'll burn in the same hell na watu wanachoma wenzao? God hawezi kuwa serious.. Heri nikuwe Gardener huko Heaven

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Life was easy back when I was in school. My biggest worry was saving the ozone layer

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Ukihappen kwenda abroad and leave your partner here in kenya, huwa ushamake peace with the fact that they can/will sleep with someone else ama y'all under the delusion that they'll wait for your return

[𝐘𝐁ee @YBNBA__]

Mwenye akona matiti hata za ng'ombe aweke buana. It's Tuesday hatuezi endelea hivi !!!

[iano @Iano5_]

Where do women who don't go to work get their money from?

[foreign kid⋆⁺ @XF0reignn]

Ukiingia game ukiwa fresh, utafikiria dem ni victim. Ukikula mboka mbili tatu ndio ujue game iko na rules.

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

What is the worst you heard from the doctor😢💔.

[kuria @kuria254k]

Mmeona mateatea ama niweke za ex wangu muone

[𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇 🛸 @Mkuruweng_]

Kuna mkisii ameitisha Oris akaulizwa anadai flavour gani akasema mandizi