Gitungati

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

Do stretch marks mean that a lady has aborted? Its urgent guys

[𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲©🇰🇪 @RichieHub_]

Hii KOX tungekua na Lobister mmoja tu who empowers small wigs walahi tungekua mbali. Hapa Kenya Nyakundi akiona kuna mtu ameunda parody yake,anareport account 😂.

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

Sometimes I wonder how our Kenyan touts reason, How does it help by pushing a passenger outside a moving bus for lacking ksh.50 bus fare? How did he solve the deficit by the young student dying? Anyways ya Mungu ni mengi ya kuku ni mayai.

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

Am coming up nicely, We will get there Inshallah🙏,

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

For Kenyan's to earn good Elon money they should start engaging each other. Whether bigwig or smallwig

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

A man who sleeps in a widow's house is not afraid of footsteps.. because he knows how far the husband has gone..

Kiamunyi proverb.

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

There is nothing like Ebola, This is just a PR Show to sell our minerals. zoea mapema.

[26 @nott3v]

Your brain is not a protected area madam activist. Use it exhaustively.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Name a huge scam

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

That County Chief Officer ni primitive tu. Look at the house he lives in while he steals 65 million daily. Sharp boys of this town know that once you steal 250 million, you first open a club in a high end estate. Customers is not a must, just have waiters and photographers for social media accounts.
Every day you just take 500,000 to the bank as sales. On weekends, you invite a popular DJ, a popular artist, a member of parliament who doubles as comedian and a popular tailor to the club. Pay them well.
Then Saturday and Monday you bank 7 million each as sales. Within a few months, you have your money in circulation. The club dies after a year and you open another one under a different name in a different location. You steal another 250 million, rinse and repeat.
Muluya naye anaficha ndani ya mattress!!! Kino Kii!

[Lion of the Mountain @BrianMPeter]

Steal Kshs 250 Million from County

Go to Bank

Negotiate for a 5 Million loan

Use the Ksh. 5 Million to start a High end club.

Bank Kshs 300k per day as sales. Weekend weka Kshs. 1.5 Million.

The club should look executive. Every weekend bring in popular artist. Popularize it and have the artists charge you 500k. Those days you bank 3 Million because there was entrance fees.

In 6 months your money is clean

Nani Huyo aliweka kwa nyumba jameni

Wewe undersea aje?

Giste says 😂😂😂

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

From 250 million to 65 million, That was fast guys😂

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

Patrick Analo is a good example of a Gen X sharp boy😂.

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

Delete Pay Pal !

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

Good morning:

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

What is the worst you heard from the doctor😢💔.

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

You guyz changed the conversation from the deaths of the students to the authenticity of the CCTV footages,Very Despondent.💔

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

Wait, that a married couple can sleep on the same bed and still go a month without sex?

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

Good morning: Ladies & Gentlemen.

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

Accounts under 10k , drop your handles we follow each other, no account is small🔝➡️➡️

[Gitungati @gitungatee]

What is the worst you heard from the doctor😢💔.