Siren

Product Security Architect, Theory Wonk, Fascinated by Vintage Game Architecture, Game Modder, Colors are my Happy Place, Always Curious.

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

The thing you didn’t know you needed. Finally a chance to sauna your foot down a full size in 2 hours. https://t.co/fj6E4JMTI1

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

Totally legit LinkedIn profile

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

@attritionorg @defcon The real crime is that bedspread.

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@RCS I hear Bjarne takes these things very seriously and will put a curse on danishes you eat from here on out. I wish you luck getting through this.

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

@mdennedy I have worked in security since 2003. Last year a cola distributor who recently turned to security sales, sent me a LinkedIn request suggested we could learn together. *still screaming internally*

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@phreakmonkey So confused.

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@CONFnoise How did it go?

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

At Smithsonian. Teen Girls on a field trip deciding which Neanderthal they’d date. Evidently this guy scored very high. #KidsAreAlright

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

At airport. Stylish 50-ish woman sitting ahead of me. She talks in a cartoon baby voice and in 5 minutes has disclosed she came from divorced parents and spent her youth between parents and is extremely protective of a small teacup dog that is her support animal. Many questions.

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

@_sysengineer

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Playing mini golf. This place has that Big Olmec energy and is playing 9-to-5 by Dolly. I love all of it.

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

I was today years old when I realized some @PenzeysSpices labels have a #1 written in spicy negative space.

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

At the Las Vegas airport. Some ladies from the BYU Volleyball team are in the terminal. They are taking selfies with the slot machines in frame and laughing themselves into hyperventilation. The most charming thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

@SelfDrivingCarp You are the radest guy!

[Jason Mansfield @SelfDrivingCarp]

Flight is big delayed at SFO. Guess I'll mix some #drumandbass

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

I haven’t talked to Probably in a really long time.

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

We’re joining a bowling league again. I gone to the lanes early to do paper work and pay. Now I’m at the bar with a Coors lite and utterly impressed with how drunk the old guys are for how little into the night we are. #Dedicates

[Siren @SirenBlue2]

@LitMoose This is our Sammy cat. His hobbies include harm and purring.