Connie Marie

hi my names Connie and this is jackass | my tweets are my own and do not reflect on my employer 🌈

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@LPontheleft episode 212 did not age well boys.

“Michael Jackson wasn’t a pedophile”

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

Oh yeah, did I mention? Homeowner status

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@ecarsonvacation #FBIWFO

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@StevenRayMorris Please don’t lick the candle steven

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@KailiJoy Remember how the worst they could say about us was that news clip of a democrat crying? That seems much less pathetic now I bet

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

I’d also die for Gandalf honestly.

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

I’m watching LOTR for the first time in years and I would die for Frodo Baggins and I would also die for @elijahwood in real life if it came to that

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@shirl2022 @sarahschauer Girl ME. I am SO picky about women i have such a specific type. I feel like an illegitimate bi because I’m not 50/50.

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@sarahschauer Thank u sarah we love u

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@mulaney sending lots of well wishes!

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@sthoeseph

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

ah, yes......my favorite pastime........bubble bath, candle, eating shredded cheese straight out of the bag 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

YALL you know it’s bad when I’d rather be floated to CV rather than stay on my home unit

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@SyedAAhmad5 I just left the hospital. We’re burnt out. We’re exhausted. We’re hurting. The worst part? There’s literally nothing we can do as healthcare workers to stop people from making this worse. We just have to deal with it when it does, and that’s not fair.

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

Matching sisters! Matching sisters! Matching sisters!! @elisenoellexo #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

#wearamask

[June Diane Raphael @MsJuneDiane]

This is the text I just received after asking my best friend ( pulmonary and critical care doctor) how she was doing. #WearAMask #SocialDistance

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

Hey @Twitter thanks for asking people to read the article before quoting a headline that’s actually pretty cool???

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

YALL I literally called this the second we re-opened in May. They wanted summer so bad that fall is gonna be fatal

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The US reported more than 89,000 coronavirus cases today, more than on any previous day of the pandemic
https://t.co/2rPDs6VF1Q

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@elisenoellexo Now I know how to schedule myself

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

oh no

tomorrow’s a full moon

And I work tonight? Is anyone a moon expert? Does the night beforehand full moon make nursing a nightmare too?

[Connie Marie @SkeleNurse]

@elisenoellexo In case anyone is wondering the answer is yes