Thugnificent

existentialist, journeying, devout to onions; 6’9 btw, 377 lbs (?) kg. occasional focaccia enjoyer.

[Cashgrabber9000 @cashgrabber9000]

You think someone’s ever chiefed a cart at the pentagon

[｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ @bredlovr]

im a man with size 5 feet im 5'3 i have a micro penis and im broke

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

thank god no nut november doesn't apply to the office bathroom

[OLDSKOOLBBALL @oldskoolbballx]

Chris Rock asks Ahmad Rashad how did he get the NBC job 🤣

[✘ @namebrite]

n!gga, this comeback gon have newton questioning the laws of motion.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Once I got a handjob so sensuous, so tender, I started sobbing halfway through. And it was from me.

[Sanika Deshmukh @sanika_d20]

At this point, I deserve a Mangekyo Sharingan.

[Bob @iwasvinegar]

Don't let my raging boner distract you from my kind eyes and affectionate soul

[✯ Halcyon ✯ @midnytebluez]

I wonder what bronny’s actual passion is

[greg @gurreggg]

niggas will claim they communist but don’t clean the dookie marx off they lenin sheets

[Thugnificent @SkinnyGuinea33]

@Coach_beerza Absolutely fucking not. OKC. Used to be the 6ers but there is too much nuance to this story. Gonna have to exit the burnerverse for this convo

[Thugnificent @SkinnyGuinea33]

I hate Mikal Bridges. Genuinely. BROTHER I NEED YOU TO PLAY BETTER

[frick @gofrickurself]

Can I come over and get worse

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

#IDontWannaKnow #KeepMeOutOfTheLoop
#DoNotInformMe #NotInterestedInKnowing #IgnorancelsBliss #UninvolveMelmmediately

[Thugnificent @SkinnyGuinea33]

@Coach_beerza @Bigfellathunks Yeah but you were also the boy so everything went perfectly according to plan

[Thugnificent @SkinnyGuinea33]

About last night

[CT @ColinCT206]

I purposefully sought out a very divey dive bar this afternoon. Still. I didn't expect this.

[Thugnificent @SkinnyGuinea33]

@Bigfellathunks