Kels

Someone buy me Barca jerseys

[Kels @SkizzyKels21]

if she replies with "i have a bf" keep shootin king.. loyal women dont respond

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

chicago's in good hands.

[ًًًً @JustPeedri]

I hate August

[Berneese @theberneese]

Today I announce my retirement as an Argentina fan

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

I just got kicked out of a @WNBA game for supporting WOMEN!

Let that sink in, AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[NFL Fantasy Football @NFLFantasy]

When my leaguemates make a trade and I sense collusion:

[Khan Fatima @Khan_Fatimaa1]

🚨 BREAKING: Reporter asks a Polish girl why she feels so safe walking around Poland.

Her response: “I don’t know, maybe not a lot of immigrants from third-world countries.”

Poland gets it. 🇵🇱

[nacho03 @nacho062003]

''I don't love you, I don't even know you.''

[soul @soulsouljah]

ngl Spider-Man a better nigga than me i woulda killed evb after hearing that sentence

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Unpopular Opinion

Gentle parenting is the worst parenting style on the planet and has raised an entire generation of soft children.

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

What's happening in Spain should be a warning to every American who may have forgotten about what our borders looked like the last time Democrats were in power: All it takes is one election for your nation to become unrecognizable.

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

This is America if Republicans lose in 2028.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i genuinely hate when lights are on for no reason

[Nickel @5cented]

Havent jerked off in a week. I can move small objects with my mind now. Im typing this telepathically

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Just because you're mentally ill doesn't mean the rest of America has to play along.

A man is a man. A woman is a woman.

[KyrieTribesman🤞🏾 @KyrieTribesman]

Niggas owe kyrie irving an apology!!

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

for the sake of your mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.

[PsychoMath (hoe_math) @itispsychomath]

If Indians were beneficial, China would want them.

[T @Tmightknowball]

How did he get away with rape