Lauren Pants

Vet Tech since 03' makin the switch to the human species. Start nursing program Fall 20’. Wannabe globe trotter, foodie, smartass.

[Lauren Pants @Skylahnite]

.@lociwear did you guys go out of business?

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.@JennaSheinelle not to be a Debbie Downer but she did just go to jail https://t.co/tasKxKxNo1

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Welp. So far the @McDonalds Nugget caviar site is a bust

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I guess one of @ATT’s money making tactics is to say they never received your returned equipment, even though you have proof. #att

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.@JennaSheinelle Sheinelle you’ve let your girl go on for like 5 minutes now with lipstick on her teeth 😆

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@Mishi_2210 Taint

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.@AnthemBCBS you should be ashamed of yourselves https://t.co/q9G6GBqtyr

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.@HealthyFla so are you also going to send out a mass email with information and resources available to women that need abortion services, or no?

[Lauren Pants @Skylahnite]

.@Terminix you charged my friend $700 to cancel a contract she didn’t even know she was signing because no one told her, and now she’s still being charged for product and can’t get ahold of anyone to make things right.

[Lauren Pants @Skylahnite]

@WESH if Rich Homie Quan was born in 89, he’s not 33.

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@RickSantorum What was the purpose of your tweet to the Cox family? To make them feel guilty for their choice? Doesn’t sound very Godly to me.

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@RichardEngel it looks like you have tracheal deviation. If so, you wanna get that looked at if you haven’t already.

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@lSageTiml @1charlieprince Not wrong, but definitely communicated her thoughts in a very unclear way.

[Lauren Pants @Skylahnite]

@lSageTiml @1charlieprince Here’s her clarifying that she was wrong.

[Casey DeSantis @CaseyDeSantis]

We’ve built a nationwide coalition of moms who are mobilized to help elect @RonDeSantis: Mamas for DeSantis.

While voting in the Iowa caucus is limited to registered voters in Iowa, there is a way for others to participate. I’m calling on mamas and grandmamas from all over the country to come volunteer in support of Ron DeSantis in the Iowa caucus. Go to https://t.co/KCJV1ZMFj4 to get registered to participate!

[Lauren Pants @Skylahnite]

.@boehringerus your #jardiance commercial makes me wish I didn’t have ears.

[Lauren Pants @Skylahnite]

@ChaseSupport I keep calling and it says to call back during normal business hours. Is it not 7-11 anymore?

[Lauren Pants @Skylahnite]

And also, this ain’t the first fucking time they beat someone’s ass. Their bosses know how they are. They need to be held accountable. And their coworkers that sit around listening to them talk shit should feel real fucking guilty about now.

[Isaac G. Bryan @ib2_real]

The only video of Tyre Nichols we should all be watching.

Rest in Paradise 🕊️

[Lauren Pants @Skylahnite]

I saw what I needed to see in the first 6 seconds. Disgusting.