Nick May

Go ahead and not do it.

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For the longest time I used to watch Lord of the Rings as I went to bed on most nights. Now its been years since I've watched any of them and my penis is falling off. #KhloeandLamar

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@CarmenBuffal0 @adamcarolla You seem confused.

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@nomoreDJTcult @Sambyone @BuzzPatterson The pilot himself said it was a dangerous mistake due to a miscalculation, and he regrets that it happened.

Leave it to only the best Americans who can look at a giant error and interpret it as national pride.

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@bentlycrag55 @LangmanVince The best MLB player isn't American.

4/5 top NHL players are not American.

The top 5 NBA players are not American.

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@nofcksgiven26 @lilbowboww @adamcarolla Palestinian children were responsible for Oct 7?

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@cryptowolfmonk @Rainmaker1973 After reading all that, I really think it might be you. Try to focus on your breathing. That should help with your overstimulation.

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@ellafella5 @TheChiefNerd Too bad RFK Jr isn't and has never been qualified to diagnose anything

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@nefoodventures @SayItWithMeNaow @ChaosInversion @BarryBu57594445 @Rainmaker1973 Reread my tweet mr. food guy

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@NUCLRGOLF Kevin later went home and had the most enjoyable pegging of his life.

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@SayItWithMeNaow @ChaosInversion @BarryBu57594445 @Rainmaker1973 I mean, they have.

No, I'm not going to spoonfeed it to you. If you're not capable of basic research and due diligence then I'm not interested in continuing.

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@AnnaFarni @Rainmaker1973 Wait til you hear about what happens to all that gasoline if a spark or something hits it.

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@cryptowolfmonk @Rainmaker1973 Bring the wolf back. Being just a cryptomonk gave you an extra chromosome or something.

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@Slickmanii You really acting like going 113 days without a day off is some major plight? Haha, ok fella.

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@lass_liberty90 @AzPetrich Hey, I was very vocal about not supporting Thaddeus Caraway when it happened!

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@KYPrincessExile @DanScavino Only a million? Why do you limit his powers?

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@ajhokie @hannahsincla96 @stoolpresidente Wonderful. But don't be surprised when you get put in your place for widely broadcasting your views that are 100% emotion-based with absolutely zero substance.

Dave is acting like a participation trophy kid who thinks his hollow opinion matters.

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@rosebud_jurado @BrassicEyeRedux @DrewPavlou MAGA bot insult protocol: 1 of 1: "No, you."

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@gilarutrina @mohammed_hijab Lions aren't British. Maybe post some squab or something.

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@abartman100 @nirave @theblockspot NBA?

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@SrikantMantrav2 @USBornNRaised @PhillipAKennedy They aren't going to accept you, no matter how much effort you put into kissing their poopy bottoms, they will never accept you. Have fun continuing to defend them though.

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@Factual_Leather @JamieBonkiewicz Man, you sure know a lot about Jamie for how much you don't seem to like her. Maybe its time to open the blinds and let a little sun in.