propellor hat

best horse in the glue factory

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[James @exhaustdata]

The Devil: I am prepared to offer you a Faustian bargain….

Faust: I’m sure it’s fine that you’re calling it that

[✨🇺🇸PrinceofNature🇺🇸✨ @PrinceofNature9]

“Mmffmfmgmmdffh.”

“Mmmfg?”

“…Mghggm.”

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

i just saw a shadow figure but it doesnt matter that much

[SLS @ScottLikedSLS]

Me leaving the California Science Center with my suspiciously Gemini 11 shaped bouquet

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

one cool thing about waking up at 5:30am for work is that it never gets easier

[Tony Iommi @tonyiommi]

I just can’t believe it! My dear dear friend Ozzy has passed away only weeks after our show at Villa Park. 
It’s just such heartbreaking news that I can’t really find the words, there won’t ever be another like him. Geezer, Bill and myself have lost our brother.
My thoughts go out to Sharon and all the Osbourne family. Rest in peace Oz. Tony

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Your honor that’s just not something I’d do

[Finn-9️⃣ @Sharp_Sticks]

I’m on your hull drilling a tiny hole through the ablative armour of your cabin bulkhead while you sleep lol. Enjoy hard vacuum

[nah. 🇻🇨 @FEELZ_____]

"ChatGPT users had the lowest brain engagement and 'consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.' Over the course of several months, ChatGPT users got lazier with each subsequent essay, often resorting to copy-and-paste by the end of the study."

[propellor hat @SleepingPoorly]

https://t.co/ROxA4nO5CV

[hickey @HickeyShamer]

GTA 6 should take place in Worcester Massachusetts

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

ohhh i just realised you can change your facial expression. i was just doing the one

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I do not want an AI assisted experience I want water in the Colorado river

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

The squirrel has no well-founded reason to run from me, but it does. The robin, too, takes flight if I just amble by. Yet here foolhardy waits the burger, beneath my growing shadow

[kp @earthlykisssed]

co-founder of studio ghibli, hayao miyazaki’s reaction to AI generated art btw