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princess mononoke

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

[kathy @no1gladionfan]

we don’t talk about how hard it is to choose a favorite animal. there are so many good animals. i have to consider their merits

[b @SleepyAce]

@UbisoftSupport cant make an account through the website but cant contact you guys about without having an account. Can I please talk to someone to get this fixed?

[clara ♡ @clarabelless]

I feel like dentists should explain that if you dont floss the food inbetween your teeth is just sitting there rotting in your mouth, like a trashcan sitting out on a hot humid day, maybe then people would floss everyday or at least more

[kate ✨ @pulpy_fiction]

in my house we call this a ‘belts moment’ because at some point in your early 20s you will have a revelation that wearing belts is useful for keeping your trousers up

[stevie @adultmomband]

(horrors beyond comprehension happening all around me) hey i think my Zoloft isn’t working

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

“hey dude, how’s it going?”
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?

[Howard @HowardDegen]

POV: Es 2050 y la única forma de conseguir una casa es participando en un desafío de MrBeast

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a killjoy feminist

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[hendrix @ukedulac]

when a vampire isnt gay im just like okay whats the point of all that

[greg @gurreggg]

Wanting to be famous only so I can get interviewed and say some bullshit

[𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 ⋆˙⟡ @cheersitskatie]

and fuck whoever invented the concept of quest NPCs running slower than player characters during escort quests

[reni @misobundle]

this is how life feels when u are cringe when u love kpop when u a fan when u love yaoi when u love yuri when you dont care what they say on twitter when ur woke when u feel everything when u are emotional when u are joy when u are whimsy and magical

[mariana @pastapilled]

does anyone remember what movie I was supposed to watch tonight and I was really excited for

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’m the only person in Trader Joe’s who knows what they’re doing

[b @SleepyAce]

Need hunger games from peeta’s perspective

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

me going back in time to stop ole girl from making the “that one friends that’s too woke” tiktok bc it got ppl scared to call out racism, misogyny, homophobia, pedophilia and animal cruelty

[໊ @meishato]

“i asked chatgpt-” NEXT TIME DON’T. ask ME, choose ME, i can misinform you. i do it with love and affection