Malaka Jones

I dont exactly live within the boundaries of the law because nobody thought to consult me when these God damn laws were created

[Malaka Jones @SliceOfTed]

AMERICA IS SO BACK 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Malaka Jones @SliceOfTed]

WHAT A MOMENT FOR AMERICA. JUSTIN GAETHJE IS AN AMERICAN HERO. USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Malaka Jones @SliceOfTed]

Cashed ✅✅✅ Easy Money I knew I could count on those scumbags

[New York Post @nypost]

63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win https://t.co/vuH1NaGKhv

[Malaka Jones @SliceOfTed]

O/U how many arrests in NYC tonight? I’d smash the Over on 50

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There is legitimately no lead that the Spurs could have that they wouldn’t choke away. I almost wonder if they are like a goldfish that will continue to grow based off its environment, rather they will blow any lead, no matter how big.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I FUCKING LOVE THE USA

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I still can’t believe people donated hard earned money to GoFundMe in defense of the most obvious case of murder ever, and then his parents turned around and spent the money on a house. Unbelievable

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Fascinating that people were justifying what Karmelo Anthony did, not denying, rather flat out justifying what he did, and it took a jury all of 12 minutes to find him guilty. Thank God sanity prevailed today

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Thank God justice prevailed today. RIP Austin Metcalf

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@dojaa_ggs @TheCollinDunks Before I even clicked I went “it’s the spin move, isn’t it?” Of course it was.

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I’m sad with how it ended but I’ll always appreciate AJ’s time here. 2 Super Bowl appearances, 1 Championship. All time Eagle when it’s all said and done

[Malaka Jones @SliceOfTed]

@JoshRaby Nigerian bots most of the time. They overrun Twitter now. I’ve blocked more than I can count and it’s still every other video

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@DocCoyle @stoolpresidente Funny how that works huh? All the bad stuff you keep accusing one side of, keeps actually happening on your side. Most curious 🤔

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The sky was gold, it was rose, I’m taking sips of it through my nose

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Cristopher Sánchez becomes only the SECOND pitcher since 1913 to go an entire calendar month without allowing a run

39 innings pitched, ZERO runs allowed 🤯

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

A record that stood for 115 years now belongs to Cristopher Sánchez

[Malaka Jones @SliceOfTed]

Wemby is seriously ridiculous. There actually may be no stopping him

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@Detfan1340 @RealCGriff This is pathetic and you know it. Have some shame

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Update? 🤡🤡🤡

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

Tobias Harris will get moved on from but he's been great for Detroit overall. And was great for the Clippers. And the Magic. And really everywhere except the one place that Al Horford also struggled

[Malaka Jones @SliceOfTed]

@tobias31 GG’s clown 🤡