Luke Gallager

Blue skies, 'study' periods, unlocked liquor cabinets, public recklessness and fat cops. Life's full of beautiful mistakes just waiting to happen.

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

Good times!

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

@SlideEd Nada hombre! But you should wait for results. You may have written an essay about Hamlet having a 3way with Ophelia and Gertrude.

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

Big bro has gone north to fight fires or something and he left his car and the keys... Currently googling how to disconnect the odometer!

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

@SlideEd -- Stay strong brother. A cubby fuck's a beautiful thing.

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

@SlideEd - dude which car yard you at? I could swing by and do a citrus check before you drop coin?

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

Bummed to miss MC Square's debut, does anyone have any footage of the beat master in action?

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

Um... @SlideEd did you just ask me to look at your nob on twitter? Seriously dude!

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

Which title is that @SlideEd? Lightweight? Featherweight?

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

I've decided to make honesty my new thing... So in the interests of full disclosure, I have a massive phobia of birds.

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

@SlideTammy -- Those are two of my favourite things, shenanigans and festivals! I'm there, but only if you'll share my tent?

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

My brother is doing my head in! How long can a fireman hold a fireman themed grudge? I need a holiday...

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

@SlideEd -- Too soon? Can I make it up to you mate? I have tickets to some splendid musical theatre tonight : P

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

Currently feeling blue that @SlideEd never thought about me "in that way"... What's the deal bro? Am I just not your type?

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

Just "borrowed" D's car. Apparently No P plates = no ID check at the drive thru. 2night is gonna get loose! Flaming sambucca shots anyone?

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

@SlideEd you are a very strange man.

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

@SlideEd – Dude seriously, you need to read your tweets before you make them public! Giant banana?

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

@NatashaMarano You should be proud, it looks epic... You got skills!

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

Congrats to @SlideTammy. Next stop, Editor in Chief at Rolling Stone.

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

Sorry @SlideEd, THIS is the end of the discussion

[Luke Gallager @SlideLuke]

I humbly accept @SlideEd’s comparison of my manhood to a giant, heavy tree trunk. Thanks bro!