Tammy Lane

Tammy Lane - a melody you like but lyrics you can't decipher.

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Some toolie just asked if I liked Limp Bizkit. I told him he could keep it in his pants.

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

At Roma St about to board a packed bus to Schoolies. You can almost smell the herpes!

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Define torture: free tix to not 1, but 2 gigs tonight, but instead am drowning in economics study. Fuck the free market!

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

@SlideEd -- You ARE a dick, present tense. And that Beyonce song is about a relationship, not a (supposed) friendship.

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Black Francis said it best -- "Her head is in a bitter way, her brain's on fire... On this true Hermosa night, Ed is dead..."

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Argghhh! Trying to study and Rosie is drunk and jamming in the kitchen! My Mum is having more fun than me... My life officially sux!

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

@SlideLuke -- You didn't miss his set, you bailed. There's a difference.

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Sat down for my first study session 3 hours ago. I now have 23 new playlists. Hamlet's got nothing on me!

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

@SlideEd - keep it up and I'll hide ticks in your undie draw!

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Holy Crap! At a gig and just saw a girl literally throw her panties at the singer. WTF?! This still happens?

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Poor @SlideLuke, I know something that might cheer you up. Not exactly a holiday, but how about some festival shenanigans?

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

OK now I am crying. How did I lose a whole day?

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Arghhh. Making toast almost made me cry this morning. Is this what you call “hate yourself Tuesday"?

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

@SlideEva - sing it sista! Ash is a dog.

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Just watched @VelociraptorAU unleash at Woodland. hectic, amazing and tiring. Time to head home and "sleep with the fishes".

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

I just had my first story published!!! Thanks so much to @SlideEva and the boys from @lastdinosaurs. You rock!

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

I’m channelling the spirits of Jim Morrison, John Lennon and Janis Joplin… With their help I WILL get this internship. Wish me luck!

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Ahhh, Sigur Ros and herbal tea. An even more powerful high than fake drugs.

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Sadly @SlideEd, streaming porn does not count as a scholarly pursuit.

[Tammy Lane @SlideTammy]

Wow! @SlideEd I’m pretty sure Nelson Mandela didn’t have broadband or a personal chef.