Luke

MarkiplierGaming

[Heatloss @heatloss1986]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT RID OF THE MAGNETIC TAPES

[Paris @goodyhilton]

december 2019 was the best time of my life...shopping at the wuhan wet markets everyday thenhanging out in the international wing of the airport,

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

THE WHAT????

[KETAMiiiNE BONGWATER @IHATEMODELOS]

I took the Blue LinkedIn ecstasy pill all three days of EDC Las Vegas.

Here’s what it taught me about B2B SaaS sales:

🧵👇

[flat snark @vulgarityitself]

That shit is his whole inbox ☠️☠️

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Making everyone in the gym sign an NDA after airballing a three

[wint @dril]

bpdy rejected neuralink implant at chipotle today but i called them and they said they will put it back in for free

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

deeez nuts, aha got yalll, if u fell for that come on now, lol lmfao, aha got u all

[doomer @uncledoomer]

baron harkonnen: give me spice! drive them. drive them into utter submission! do not show the slightest pity or mercy! never stop. go. go! show no mercy!

paul atreides and the fremen:

[Sinister Chicken Man 🔪 @cif_su]

oh what da hell he walking on the keybort

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

me sayin one last goodbye to da homie before he goes drunk driving

[silly rabbit @imbozotheclown]

hitting an orphaned vape i found in the parking lot it has a “beastmode” switch

[Food Heffner @MoSanks]

Hate when i go to the bathroom to escape from work and it’s real shitters in there

[Cardi @ohcrapohno]

Five gripped and a loosie is crazy

[shaumbé @SHAUMBE]

dyslexic fetty wap: