Politicians are not your mates.
Just because Farage conned Clacton, it doesn’t mean he has to con the rest of us. Never make an MP your hero.
They’re supposed to work for us, not crypto billionaires.
As the Nicotine Stained Manfrog tries to spin his 22000 votes as a win, meet the real winner of this Backfiring Farage Stunt. @CountBinface should make us all feel proud to be British! Farage credibility is shot! As for not turning up to the count … pathetic. And spare us the ‘police warning BS’. Binface I salute you.
It's just gone midnight which means it's Election Day, after a spectacular solar eclipse. That's all from Count Binface HQ tonight but I'll be back in the morning. Until then here are some very special pages from Ceefax, broadcast for the very first time from space. Goodnight. x