Comrade Kratos, CPA 🔻

he/him

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

American cops famously never kill anyone and the economy is great. Look at these poor venezuelans standing in line for the food bank handouts, they clearly yearn for freedom. Thank you for liberating them!

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

FRANKENATION ❤️

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jacob Elordi wins Best Supporting Actor at the #CriticsChoiceAwards for ‘FRANKENSTEIN’

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

Murdered by Delta Force while defending the capital of their country and their president from foreign invaders

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

> be microplastics researcher 2015
> develop better detection method
> can see particles 10x smaller than before
> run samples
> counts 100x higher than previous estimates
> publish
> conclusion: "more research needed"
> funding expires

> be different researcher 2020
> even better detection
> same samples
> counts higher still
> publish
> grant rejected: "not novel"

> be researcher 2024
> can now detect nanoplastics
> counts astronomical
> particles in brain tissue, testes, placentas
> concentrations increasing decade over decade
> publish
> industry response: "correlation not causation"
> plastic production: up 4%

every improvement in measurement finds worse news. thats not uncertainty. thats the answer

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

We banned overdraft fees. Trump brought them back.

[โน่ 🥕🐴 @JohnHoll0w]

Language Barrier be damned

[carl beijer @_carlbeijer]

This seems bad

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

BREAKING: Israel launches deadly strikes in Gaza in new ceasefire violations

Read more: https://t.co/pqL6pAdtqp

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

This is still happening by the way, the media just refuses to cover it.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Citizens United turned every election into an auction, and we'll never overturn it by continually electing the people who benefit from it, and rely on it, the most.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Sure man

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

I am not saying you need to get into One Piece.
I am saying, when the time is right, you will look in the mirror and already be a One Piece fan.

[Mosab Abu Toha @MosabAbuToha]

Israeli terrorist settlers destroy 150 olive trees in Msafer Yatta, south of Hebron, today.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The 15 richest billionaires in America got nearly $1 trillion richer last year.

[Yassamin Ansari @yassaminansari]

The oil companies were informed about an act of war before it happened, Congress was not.

That, my friends, is what an authoritarian regime run by oligarchs looks like.

[Tony Montana @9mmScorpion]

I’m convinced Americans don’t read.

[jack o’connell’s left pinky. @ragingmotelfire]

no shade to kpop demon hunters but the “i lied to you” sequence in sinners was THEE cinematic moment of the year and fully deserved to win