Wicked Witch of the Western Prairies

Contrarian. Misanthrope. Disruptor.

[Wicked Witch of the Western Prairies @SlitelyAskew]

@krassenstein Dude is never moving out

[Wicked Witch of the Western Prairies @SlitelyAskew]

Bitch, please! https://t.co/KvmSXRwmDD

[Doug Aoki @Nantanreikan]

Guy's evangelical Christian brother kept leaving him voicemails about Satan, so he made them into a music video.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Not a drag queen, not a trans woman, not a librarian, not a non-binary elementary school teacher. A youth pastor. Another youth pastor.

https://t.co/oYnVJuYlCD

[Lauren Bans @LaurenBans]

pretty fucked up that by the time you reach 40 there are basically only like five people on the planet who really understand you and they probably live in a different city

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

1948 — Heartbreaking photo of tribal representative George Gillette, weeping as 154,000 acres of Mandan, Hidatsa and Arikara ancestral homelands were signed away to make way for a dam. #LandBack 🪶

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Men only have money the first month of dating, that's recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

[Wicked Witch of the Western Prairies @SlitelyAskew]

@IntrovertProbss But..I also don’t like same day plans because I can’t prepare mentally to socialize with such little notice!

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Twitter users jump to Mastodon - but what is it? https://t.co/mFLpdljSIL

[Wicked Witch of the Western Prairies @SlitelyAskew]

@silentsea93 😭

[Janis Irwin @JanisIrwin]

Alberta’s premier. Day 1. No words.

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[Clowntown City Clowncil 🤡🎃 @Mrfurious32821]

Halloween Ends.

[Chris DeGroot 🚲 @ct_degroot]

Remember when not wanting to get COVID was considered normal behaviour? No one asked why you wore a mask or why you didn’t want to meet at a restaurant. Good times.

[Wicked Witch of the Western Prairies @SlitelyAskew]

@SoVeryBritish Time to Die Trying

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

The two most accurate weather models in the world (GFS and ECMWF) are forecasting Hurricane #Fiona to strike Nova Scotia, Canada, as a major hurricane.

If this verifies, we're looking at possibly the strongest landfalling hurricane in Canadian history, with major impacts.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Me watching a film

1. Start watching

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before

3. Google actor

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page

5. Find out every detail of their entire life

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and have no idea what’s going on

[Wicked Witch of the Western Prairies @SlitelyAskew]

Upcomig Thriller releases I've got on my To Read list https://t.co/BVugzRFRju