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President of Gaming & CEO of Monky Business
Top 100 Rivals of Aether Random Player

[Slop @SloppySSBU]

You’re in her DMs. I’m in her DMs. We are the same

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@baby_orangutan @jesuissupreme You can wash dishes by hand, can't cook anything worthwhile without a stove

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@TheMcrees @Caleb_witts Name one gacha game with good voice acting and I'll eat my hat

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

"Cool hat, what does it mean?"

"Oh so like there's this guy on Youtube. No, like gaming videos. Yeah, like Markiplier, but it's like with his friends and stuff. No, but they're like actually funny and stuff. Like improv comedy. No you don't see them, you just see the game. The guy from smiling friends is in it. You know, that cartoon with the yellow guy and the purple guy? No it's not the Simpsons. No it's not Rick and Morty, there's no purple guy in that. No, it's not a cartoon, they just play video games, the cartoon is a different thing. No, the guy who made the cartoon also plays video games with these guys and they're funny together, it's like banter and stuff. Anyway there's another guy. No he's not one of the guys who speaks in the videos he's a different guy. And he basically takes clips from these long videos and compiles them together into "best of" moments. Funniest moment? uhh, the smiling friends guy once said "What if you were a worm?" and he did some whole funny bit off that. Yeah I can't really explain it, you kinda just have to see it to get it."

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@intelligenz_b @jackcrawford__ Only $35,000,000

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@track044 @smuffyburner @oubagaku Worked for immigration? Like ICE?

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

No matter how fantastic the graphic, logo must be 25% bigger and 3 cm closer to the collar than this so it really dominates the chest. Has to be a screenprint not a heatpress transfer so ink penetrates the fibres + cracks and ages as god intended. We are losing the sacred ways

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

No donkey Kong country for old men

[Slop @SloppySSBU]

@wiremxther @RazalasTrebla It was the death of that part of your life

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Funny that they are just pretending LA is not currently filled with toxic smoke from a warehouse fire involving unknown chemicals and hoping nobody notices.

[clayre @BronyJugend]

Normie band kid humor 10 years ago: Shrek t-posing to Soviet anthem

Normie band kid humor now: Israel GPT generate me kirkified epstein

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Idk why this comic gets me every time lol

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

the alienation I feel when I realise the text I'm reading is AI generated is instant, horrible. Why debase my mind's input and time reading output another human mind couldnt bother to take the time to compose? Intrinsically harmful to treat ones existence as a trash receptacle.

[riceban @banvault]

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@KillerkoUK @ConfessionsMew Squirrel form and eternal servitude make the second two OP

[may @hisovvs]

The cashier at my local dollar tree was fucking shot in the head, still has the gauze, is super disoriented and still fucking showed up for work WHAT THE FUCK!!! This is not okay

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

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@denpanopticon Low-key dying a lot in re4 remake

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@ChanxTheSkelly @phvntomist DS1s is the easiest of the first 3 especially if someone drops you one of the boss souls that make 2-3 weapons