Muck

underground rap sensation. named cbcs sexiest man of the year 2023

[Nila 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇳 @glukupikron]

Being a boy and listening to MJ Lenderman probably feels good as fuck

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

The girls are Waking Up

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Today I will be taking part in the #DrinkABeerOnFridayChallenge it’s where I will drink a beer. Will anyone else accept the challenge?

[Muck @Sludgeek]

yeah so it turns out that you don’t actually have free will. Robert reagan’s ghost just told me that it’s not okay that you went to the movie theater alone and the cops actually have your name and address.

[Muck @Sludgeek]

sending myself into a manic episode by screaming “i’m a preacher of a new generation!!” at myself in the mirror over and over again because i’m bored and don’t have enough money to go buy beer

[PC DelMonita @temuchainz]

i listen to Girl music and i watch Boy movies. and i read nonbinary books

[Muck @Sludgeek]

@meatmanuel that’s what i was thinking too he lived a full before the horrible things that ring had him do

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

my birthday is in eight months btw

[bergs @aseriousmang]

TIMOTHY CHALAMET: nobody gives a fuck about a guy cranking an organ grinder.

ME: you stupid fucking piece of shit

TIMOTHY CHALAMET: and nobody gives a fuck about the monkey with a little hat going around and collecting tips

ME: philistine. Uncultured Swine

[stephen 🇹🇹 @stephenattong]

this is how spadina looks to me

[Muck @Sludgeek]

in film school they make you chain smoke and drink beers for lunch

[Sock’s father @sockmoments]

why is it so big bro

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

We’re watching Bluey and one of her friend’s dads is in the army. I say “This is propaganda and that guy is a murderer.” My wife asks what is wrong with me and my kid tells me to “shut up.” I’m out of here. Time to get drunk. Fuck these people.

[Muck @Sludgeek]

@JoylnDiscovery we’re a floor apart physically but it’s like we’re in the same room #internetmagic

[Muck @Sludgeek]

@JoylnDiscovery getting girl emo in my living room

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

If we referred to the number 342 as “bludgeoned and hurt” instead of “three hundred and forty two”, we’d probably have a joke along the lines of “Why was 340 afraid of 341?”. Plus because of the butterfly effect dinosaurs might still be around

[chloe star @snowiecone]

they offered me a happy ending at jersey mikes

[annie @sweetndpolite]

so cute to me when it hits double digits outside and my entire timeline is just 'toronto best city in the world'

[Exclaim! @exclaimdotca]

"Nirvana the Band is a way for you to still experience that homosexual thrill with your parents sitting right next to you" — Matt Johnson https://t.co/QQVnOWW1HJ