Sluggo Stevens

[Sluggo Stevens @SluggoStevens]

@nynjpaweather And just like the Mets, the GFS model hasn’t won a World Series in the past 40 years

[Sluggo Stevens @SluggoStevens]

If Canada had accepted the offer to become the 51st state, all of its games would have been held in country.

But seriously, Canada should be content that their poverty soccer nation got to host the 3 home games that they did.

[James Nalton @JDNalton]

Canada will now play the rest of their games in the USA, despite being co-hosts. You could argue, "well they should have just won their games," but it doesn't seem right that a host team isn't playing their knockout games in their own nation after progressing from their group.

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@redsteeze

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@TaylorTwellman You have to break someone’s leg in order for the refs to blow their whistle in this World Cup. Unless, of course, someone breathes on a goalkeeper. Those are always called.

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@JacobsBen Play Free Bird

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@jarvis_best Sup

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@Jimmyking35 A fun little fact: Ronaldinho played in the first ever game at Lincoln Financial Field, a friendly between Barcelona and Manchester United.

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@BlueBoxDave This would be a lot easier to do if she hadn’t told her loyal audience on the Right to “Go f*ck yourselves”. She’s an arsonist who says, “Hey, someone should really put out all of these fires.”

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@EmmittSmith22 @England @HNS_CFF Go Birds! 🦅🦅🦅

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@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker Will you promise to shit your pants as well, just for old times’ sake?

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@nypost NYC is going to ban carriage horses in Central Park before they ban homeless guys with knives at Penn Station

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@JomboyMedia

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@nypost So New York is forcing people going to World Cup games to take public transportation, and at the same time is letting “emotionally disturbed” guys with knives hang around the train stations. Cool.

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@byalexcoffey The first USMNT match I attended was a friendly at The Vet vs. Sheffield Wednesday. I remember Tug leading the crowd in a “We want the cup” chant at halftime.

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@jarvis_best Who wants to break it to Jarvis that Avril Lavigne is dead

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@thehill What a bunch of dorks

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@England @thebeatles Never heard of them

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@TheBabylonBee

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@Fair_and_Biased @JeremyDBoreing @nosoup4knowles @megynkelly @benshapiro I stopped listening to her when she told her audience to go eff themselves. I just checked the YouTube views and it looks like half of her audience is gone.

[Sluggo Stevens @SluggoStevens]

Still a better name than the Washington Commanders

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Washington Boners

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