Smack Of Ham

A famed writer (of bad checks), producer (of hit or miss humor), and comic (book reader). Read My New Book The Blackout! #funny #humor

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I know I’m ugly - Siri won’t let me use FaceTime.

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I always thought passcodes on phones were for if they got stolen, but they're really just to keep your kids out.

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When an astronomer prefaces his story, "This is very interesting," is usually wrong . #SolarEclipse2017

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BREAKING: Trump promises "fire and fury," And that was at the pizza guy for being three minutes late. @realDonaldTrump

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I may be fighting pneumonia and ALS, but at least I'm not @realDonaldTrump #ALS #MND

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Leap! / Ballerina Best Memorable Moments 💃Best Ballerina Compilation https://t.co/zQIs7AoFJd

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@lunathea13 Welcome to Twitter! Best thoughts and wishes to you and hubby.

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I used to relish lambasting @realDonaldTrump. Now that he's President, it makes me kind of sad.

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Constitution Cola for $7 https://t.co/x78ZvGQbhm via @woot

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My wife is not what you would call tech savvy - she went to Home Depot to buy a copy of Windows 10.

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You can't spell "Trump is awful" without Trump. @realDonaldTrump

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@MikeJMele Best wishes, sir, for you and your family.

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BREAKING: Washington insiders reveal what @realDonaldTrump will be for Halloween - impeached.

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Loyal tweeps, I have the privilege of having ALS. I don't want to sully this account with serious stuff, so follow @SmackOfALS if you wish.

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We were poor growing up. Even the smoke was second hand.

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April 1st, 2017. Happy President's Day!

@realDonaldTrump

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April

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Another Sign You're Getting Old : You have great interest in seeing the Ray Kroc biopic, not so much interest in having a meal there.

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I know I'm overweight.Just last week, I butt-dialed the moon.

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Trump's hollow tweets on International Women's Day backfire - quietly scraps Ten Hottest Intl Women tweet. @realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump claims Obama wire tapped his phone. Who in his right mind would want to hear even more from the blowhard? #tappgate