Smart Claire

[Smart Claire @Smartclaire]

Midnight has her feather fascinator on and looks like an old lady off to a wedding, where she will say something completely inappropriate very loudly, “look at that one, thinking she can get away with wearing white”

[dan barker @danbarker]

A scammer took €830,000 from a woman in France by pretending to be Brad Pitt in her Instagram DMs. She divorced her husband for him. 'Brad' told her he needed the money for a kidney issue. Below are the images he used. She is now hospitalised due to severe depression.

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty

UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive

[Smart Claire @Smartclaire]

@Annjj Big Doris feels Hectors pain

[Dr Astrid Biddle @astrid_biddle]

@RevRichardColes There are rare moments in history of complete clarity. This is one of them. Gisele Pelicot took the shame away from victims, inflicted by many in society, and squarely placed it back on to the perpetrators. She did so in the most dignified and unwavering manner.
An amazing woman

[The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @LorenzoTheCat]

And they have their claws out.

[local_celebrity @local_celebrity]

When they find your Jay Slater tweets

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Magpie following a cat pretending it’s not

[David Hughes 🇵🇸 @DavidHughesTwit]

Having a good birthday 🎉

[Bob Morgan 🇬🇧🇺🇦 💙 @Bbmorg]

Has anyone arriving in a small boat taken away any of our freedoms? No? I know someone who has though ……

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

You try to make one special Mother’s Day breakfast 28 years ago and she will not let you forget it

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What everyone is really saying at work
https://t.co/6QnAykL80n

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Today we are recognizing dogs whose souls are trapped in wood…

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Politics Joe have excelled themselves with this.