Chunky 🇨🇦🇬🇧

Dad, life survivalist, Trekkie, late bloomer, geek, Buddhist. Tattoo'd Beast

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Memorized

[Matt @matthewleineng1]

@MercuriusFilius False, black bear. Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar galactica

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"Well, she may not have lasted very long, but at least you can say she was pretty."

"Yeah... pretty bad at her job!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Jean Claude Van Presi @mstr2k]

OBVIAMENTE me ha bloqueado pero alguien tenía que sacrificarse por el equipo 🤣

[Jean Claude Van Presi @mstr2k]

@Magalenciso Pues vaya tetas tiene tu novia

[BearWithMeTheIV @PenskeAccount]

@JackKel19462997 yup, it's all good just don't call us late the Maple Syrup festival

here's Hosehead

[Jack Kelly @JackKel19462997]

Do Canadians like to be called Canucks? Because I like to say Canuck.

[Charlotte ☾♓️Ⓥ @CharlotteKaye]

You expect me to believe in a omnibenevolent god when the pope has lung cancer and Trump is still walking around spewing evilness?

[Chunky 🇨🇦🇬🇧 @SmellTheBook]

@Apogee_Ent For a second I thought Ron Jeremy died.

[Chunky 🇨🇦🇬🇧 @SmellTheBook]

@MJMcKean @GaryDelaney

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Marjorie Taylor Greene just wrote her best tweet ever.

[temple runner @misscalcula]

what an awful thing to surprise someone with

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Oh he sent me an email, I think I’ll respond.

So yes, actually you did do something wrong President Trump, let’s first start with your broken campaign promises.
You protected your pedophile rapists friends instead of women who were raped when they were just teenage girls and you STILL REFUSE to release the Epstein files.
You started an unprovoked war with Iran that the vast majority of Americans do NOT support. You killed hundreds of children at a school in Iran and innocent people and are responsible for 21 U.S. service members deaths and 865 wounded. Your stupid war that you claim you have won like 50 times has destroyed our bases in the Middle East and hundreds of billions of dollars worth of military equipment and weapons, while depleting our weapons and ammunitions.
You are supporting, funding, and aiding genocide in Gaza that has resulted in approximately 22,000 children murdered, thousands of children with amputations, and over 70,000 orphans. And your so called Board of “Peace” has done nothing to stop war and is planning to oversee the very profitable reconstruction and take over of Gaza. One can only guess who all will get those blood money contracts, the Epstein class and associates.
And let’s talk about the basics that every single US president is supposed to guarantee to its citizens. Affordable cost of living and affordable fuel in which you have 100% failed to deliver and actually driven inflation and irresponsibly driven the cost of gasoline and diesel to record high levels.
So did you do something wrong?
Yes in summary, YOU are the snake that you warned us all about in the poem you read over and over.
You never cared about putting America first or making America great again.
You are the deep state, the Epstein class, and America last.
And my mistake was supporting you in the first place.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

@TMZ Wait until he sees Eugene Levy's older stuff.

[Chunky 🇨🇦🇬🇧 @SmellTheBook]

@beththedork @jacksfilms No spoilers

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Dentists are always mad you don't have an extra $3600 just laying around

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Due to popular demand. 👇

[Chunky 🇨🇦🇬🇧 @SmellTheBook]

@ageesen @NoFilterSkin

[Ageesen @AgeesenSri]

@NoFilterSkin ANOSMIA

A NOSe Missing In Action is a way to remember