Hotbox Sato 👟

@CHSSTFans Leadoff Hitter #82. it/its. RIP @RubberHits, this season's for you

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40 generations will suffer the labyrinth of traps I have laid between you and my shoes, Cornelius. You WILL break.

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The reports of my death are cringe

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I'm making fun of you

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Sputtering and cavitating
Swallowing mouthfuls of eternity
What could possibly grow in the ass-crack of I-77 when you take up all the 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘴
The rot tastes sweeter than brandywine
I don't wanna go back, baby! Will ya come with me?

Or was it I-26

[Hotbox Sato 👟 @SmokedOutfield]

A Hand Reaches through my Flayed Back And Pulls Out

All My Copper

Give it back...

I can feel you

Grabbing my clavicle

Fist under the Subsurface

Stabilize Yourself, The Train Lurches

And I don't want to

I don't want to

[Hotbox Sato 👟 @SmokedOutfield]

Whispering Whispering Whispering Whispering Whispering
Up To
Fate
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHUT UP
I Dream Of Legs Gashed Open
Sinews Crisped Evilly

Moist Your Chips UP
Don't Get Caught Dead

[Hotbox Sato 👟 @SmokedOutfield]

nuts away get th enuts away from mme

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aah

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Sure am glad that all this practice sure does seem to be paying off, eh @RichardsonGames ?

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@HowellMaybe https://t.co/KarCvXfs4S

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@HeapOfStephens Haters beware: the Stephens know themselves and are unafraid of your weak jeers. Always remember to work on yourself first, and that no one will save you!

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If the comments about my batting got to me, I might post a screenshot like this every now and again. They don't though

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Can't help but notice that Dickson splatted one pathetically into the out-hole immediately following this. There's no joke here. This tweet is purely spiteful. Don't forget to idolize me!

[JEFF! @sunbeamsjeff]

Lotta people asking me: Is there a Mrs. JEFF? Yes but we're estranged.

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@stutrololol @HowellMaybe Backfired??

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@stutrololol @HowellMaybe Howell don't give up so easily. Think of how fun the hazing would be

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@HowellMaybe @stutrololol renaming Choux to the TELODROME

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@blaseball 👁️

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

🪙 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🪙

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@DoctorMooney more like Jenkins Bad