Free Speech ($8)

Original jokes, occasional RTs. Musician.

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

Personal insta @smokysunday
Art insta @alexanderfrankart
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[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

@alsosmallpapa Left and right

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@Rick_Hoens I know you changed the pronouns since you're the one telling the story, but saying "hey, watch where I'm going dickhead" to a stationary person you just ran into is extremely funny

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

@LeHarrumph Exactly what a person with your sign WOULD say 🙄

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@krakenpro Was SBF "math"?

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@Buffalojilll He absolutely CARRIES that show

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@scrocrates [assuming this isn't a bit] What was the arguement?

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

Hot damn this website is noxious, huh?

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@brocooli_ I also thought this until less than a year ago

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He had a heart of gold (heavy).

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

Goldfish: A fish characterize by its gold color.
Silverfish: It's a bug???????

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

90% of the popular posts in this site:

[Outrageous fascist claim]
90,000 likes | 50,000 RT

and

Girl what?
Quote [Outrageous fascist claim]
5 million likes | 1 million RT

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

"The power of AI" can be used both to analyze my daily bowel movements AND invent new Scripture whole-cloth. Incredible technology.

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Donald sir my DMs are open...I am a heterosexual cis male however I am open to exploration if the right suitor were to proposition mme...will you take that chance? I suspect the outcome may be a "match made in heaven"...

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Unedited photo of Donald Trump from his Arizona event is going viral.

📸: Olivier Touron/Getty

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

[to neighbor] Hey I notice you keep your doors and windows locked. Hiding something in there?

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If you secretly painted your hand gold and then won an Emmy you could probably flipoff America for like 5 seconds before the network noticed

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Names like "Keller & Keller" make sense for a law firm. It's 2 different people named Keller. M&M's on the other hand should be called M's.

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

[eyebrows knit; staring at that confounding glove mascot] Hand Burger Helper

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

After passing my background check and waiting the mandatory 10 days, I return to pick up my new handgun and a can of ammo. I pay the clerk and take my new baby into my hand. Feels good. "Did you bring a bag?" the clerk asks. "Or you can buy one for 10¢." My grip tightens.

[Free Speech ($8) @SmokySunday]

Raising my hand at the company's GoGreen! Initiative kick-off meeting to ask if human hair is compost or garbage. Immediately upon receiving the answer (garbage) my hand goes up again.