Bryan Smyth

Semi-amateur woodworker. Husband. Bourbon taster. Trying to conform my life more to Christ. I believe in living simply and living AMDG.

[Bryan Smyth @Smyth1245]

@helloreilly I’m close to an NFP practitioner who I shared your story with. They would love to connect to see about helping you find someone more affordable. Let me know if you’re open.

[reilly kate @helloreilly]

Anyway if you are lucky enough to not be criminally insane like me and get yourself a husband and then have sex with him and then follow catholic teachings on birth control GOD BLESS YOU

[Bryan Smyth @Smyth1245]

@KatiePMcGrady Recipe?? Please? Change the lives of pregnant wives everywhere!

[Bryan Smyth @Smyth1245]

@HaleyCarrots Pineapple Beef Bowls

[Bryan Smyth @Smyth1245]

@sphorrigan @BrettPowellorg “You can’t leave! All the plants will die!”

[Katelyn @stinekey]

"Women have to be clerics in order to matter in the Church!"

I'm literally the sacramental gatekeeper at my work parish, but keep going on about how I need to be clericalized to exercise power.

Or we could really be radical and question why we seem to think power=value?

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Like for Schindler's List
RT for Corky Romano

[fathermikeschmitz @frmikeschmitz]

To my chickens I’m the Scranton Strangler.
~Dwight Schrute
~fathermike

[Bryan Smyth @Smyth1245]

@KatiePrejean Lord Rupert Everton, Reginald Pufta, or Agent Michael Scarn. Hon. Mention: Orville Tootenbacher.

[Bryan Smyth @Smyth1245]

@ohara_chris Those are crawfish. They live in the mud.

[Bryan Smyth @Smyth1245]

@ohara_chris This tweet raises so many questions... Car sharing?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fistfight at Bed Bath and Beyond to feel alive.

[Michael Keyes @michaelkeyes]

Raccoons are riding wild hogs into battle against the possums. I guarantee you the media will be completely silent about it.

[andrea abdul-karim @karim_andrea]

I thought this was a beginners class

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Hurricane Update: Charleston has now reached the “black people who have things are looters” stage of the natural disaster cycle.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Guy on subway: take this pamphlet about the lord

Me: no thank you I’m already a believer!!!!!

Guy: really? When did you become a believer?

Me:.......when I....saw her face?

[Bryan Smyth @Smyth1245]

@laurenkoath I have all the seasons on DVD

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Crank That Soulja Boy

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

“If you feel called to marriage, you’re gonna want to marry a saint. And saints only want to marry other saints.” @FatherParks @go2steubenville #Steubie18 #SteubieStPaul