Annadanna

Dubiously perched between yuppie and ranting lunatic. My nuclear family is a bizarre twist of fate. My views are mine - but even then, they're tenuous.🇨🇦

[Nathan @2Fast2Nathan]

You will not regret spending 1 minute and 9 seconds of your life on this video.

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

Of course I didn’t let my 5 year old take the blame for putting wrappers in the composter that would be childish.

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

I wonder if my favourite Jackson Browne album is @JacksonBrowne’s least favourite.

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My daughter just taught me that eels can live on land for a couple hours and so I can’t leave the house. Send beer.

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

You guys. I’m so lucky to have such a smart husband. He’s an expert in trunk temperature. What would I do without him?!

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

My 8yo is walking around the house reading and reciting Pokémon rules like the fine print of a contract we didn’t know we signed.

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

How I turned Billie Eilish's BAD GUY to a BEACH BOYS song

...in Hawaii 🏝 surrounded by roosters 🐓

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

My kid shows me his tooth floss gunk the same way a housecat brings you a dead frog.

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

@msfreshfish Nailed it.

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It’s hard for me to do things that are hard for me.

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Why doesn’t my phone read my stress level through my hands and just auto close Twitter.

[Miss Leah 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 @LeahsLounge]

Dolly Parton wrote “I Will Always Love You” and “Jolene” on the same day and I’ve been “preparing to vacuum” for two weeks.

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

@Zremmik @NannaYarbles Because I only eat the white ones.

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

So far 2022 is a letdown.

[Lessons from the Minivan @FromMinivan]

Dear 2022,

You can be better than the other 20’s just by doing nothing.

Do that! Nothing.

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

@cakevans Lol

[Annadanna @SnappySurprise]

5yo: Hey Siri, play Hold On by Jinsen Biever.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

I wonder if the dinosaurs were this goofy when they had their extinction level event.