Ignatius J Reilly

Pay your fluffer by the yard

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@mcandidate More respectable when the 17yr old lads of Ash covered it.

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@EflSimpsons

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@ZeroSuitCamus Five years from now there’ll be a movie based on this photo called “The Back Alleys”. Copyright it immediately.

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@flanthippe Ok you win this round.

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@flanthippe Are you calling google a bitch?

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@hauntedmchn1817 Reminds me of how they started the school announcements in Grease.

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@pieandbeans @JailTheEnglish @Dickwith2dogs My favourite went something like: Why is it ok for Dr Dre to say the n-word 50 times on his album but when I say it once I’m asked to leave my nephews football match. As usual it’s one rule for the rich and another for the rest of us.

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@PatriotVoiceUK @PolitlcsUK This is my country and I say they’re welcome. In fact I say everyone is welcome.

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@BRYN_BORANGA I think in the last two decades it’s become painfully obvious that the reason Gervais was so good as David Brent is because it’s shockingly close to his own personality.

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@PatriotVoiceUK @PolitlcsUK Putting them in prisons and you’re still not happy you fucking cunts.

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@tonyhawktruther

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@TheTumboy That lad doesn’t know about bobbles.

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@tinscognito__ I stayed in an Airbnb that had one of these and it was so loud you couldn’t hear the tv.

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Vishnu Jr

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@henrywinter Turtle power

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@AllyFogg Are you watching on iplayer because my BBC1 is showing Newscast

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@PolitlcsUK Remember this account is run by a Reform councillor.

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@lmharpin I wouldn’t open with it.