Gandharv Kamala

Politics. Policy. Power.
Fact-based commentary on India, governance & current affairs.
No propaganda. No noise. Just context.
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India grew at 7.8%.
Then we checked the maths.
₹86.05 became ₹80.
Manufacturing numbers flipped.
Investment confidence looked less confident.
Suddenly your foreign holiday became an economic concern.
Viksit Bharat/Viksit Excel?
#GDP #IndianEconomy #ViksitBharat #PoliticalSatire

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7.8% growth.
But:
Don’t holiday abroad.
Don’t marry abroad.
Don’t buy unnecessary gold.
If India is flying, why is Pinky & Bunty’s Phuket wedding suddenly a macroeconomic threat?
It isn’t Viksit Bharat.
It’s Viksit Excel.
#GDP #ViksitBharat #IndianEconomy #PoliticalSatire

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Make in India target: 25%.
Manufacturing today: around 15%.
Private capex plans: ₹9.55 lakh crore.
That was 16% lower than the previous estimate.
Strong confidence.
Just not strong enough to write the cheque.
Jobs?
Velai yenge da?

#MakeInIndia #Jobs #Investment #IndianEconomy

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₹86.05 lakh crore.

Then ₹80.32.

Then ₹80.44.

Then ₹80.00.

Same quarter.

Different numbers.

At this point, GDP has more versions than an iPhone.
#GDP #GDPGrowth #IndianEconomy #Economics #SoBasicallyNow

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India grew at 7.8%.

Strong numbers. Stronger confidence.

But if the GDP story is this spectacular, why does last year’s number suddenly look negotiable?

We checked the maths.

Watch Part 1: The Big Boast.

What do you think: growth story or number game?

#GDP #IndianEconomy

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@Congress4TS He’s on a Thar that’s modified to a very high extent!
Are Modified vehicles allowed in Telangana?
If not, why is the car still on the road?
.@Revanth_anumula .@TelanganaCMO .@TelanganaDGP .@TelanganaCOPs .@Ponnam_INC

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Judgment Day was set!
Modi. Shah. Rahul. Parliament.

You expected Oppenheimer?
Got Game of Thrones finale.
All the lift of a padded push-up bra, then gravity.

Vande Mataram ended. Parliament ended.
The showdown didn’t!
#modigovt #RahulGandhinews

.@narendramodi .@RahulGandhi

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AFRAID OF PARLIAMENT?
Parliament is stuck.

Government & Opposition blame each other.
But while the political fight continues, who pays for Parliament that isn't functioning?
You do.
So who's accountable?

#Parliament #IndianPolitics #NarendraModi #AmitShah #SoBasicallyNow

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@dpradhanbjp @INCIndia @RahulGandhi @AmitShah Khud ChatGPT use karke content upload karta hai!
Kahe ka bawaseer paal rahe ho be?
No longer the Minister, na!
Chup hoja!

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Prakash Raj contested Bengaluru Central in 2019.
Now he says his name is gone from the voter list.
Reported status: “Permanently shifted.”
Before asking vote kisko dena hai, maybe first check: Mera naam hai bhi?
#PrakashRaj
#SIR
#VoterList
#IndianPolitics

.@prakashraaj

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@DCPSEastDelhi Haha!
You have the balls to do this DRAMA!
Shame on You!!!

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@JaipurDialogues Tere Ghar le kar lete hai gawar Aadmi!
Kuch bhi!

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@ZiddiNaagrik .@DelhiPolice: Fake News???

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@LokeshVirat18K He can fuck off!!!
Right the hell now!
Rot in Hell!

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Students and their parents are sleeping on footpaths for days now! And these idiots are celebrating this Illiterate’s Instagram record!
Shows the standards of Indian Journalism! Well done!
👏👏👏
.@DDNewslive .@narendramodi

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@TimesNow @pencilpatrakar Haha!
.@TimesNow and Truth?
Two words don’t go hand-in-hand!
Bikke hue ho be tum!
Ghante ka Truth!

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@mediacellsp .@DelhiPolice: Karwai karega? Hai Himmat?

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@AlongImna Re .@DelhiPolice: The Fake News that your department is posting uska kya?
Who will you arrest for the same?

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@Ramraajya .@DelhiPolice: Re re re!
Dekh liya tune?
Subtle force use kara!
Jhoote!
Jhoota Department!

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@amitkilhor .@DelhiPolice: Tera hi police wala hai na yeah?
Ab bata, FAKE NEWS Alert!
Boal na!
Hai Himmat Sach bolne ka?
Ek aur link add kara hai, dekh Lena woah bhi!
FAKE NEWS factory toah toah tune khol rakha hai be!
https://t.co/HG3sXMWJbk