Justonious

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

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[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

@AmericanExpress hanging up on a customer service call takes some balls on your part. Was happy to cancel my card today.

[fast & furious: epistemic drift @wire_mother_]

Bill Gates just surpassed Jeff Bezos as the richest person on Earth, with a net worth of $110 billion.

I struggled to imagine this huge number, so I animated some bar graphs that put it in proportion with other points of reference. The scale is quite stark.

[Danielle Moodie @DeeTwoCents]

You better put some RESPECT on his name!!! #WokeAF #ImpeachmentHearings #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

It is an unexpected but delightful surprise to find myself excited and invigorated to be returning to Jean-Luc Picard and to explore new dimensions within him. Read my full statement in the photo. #StarTrek @cbsallaccess Photo: @shervinfoto

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

@stevego188 @RepHastingsFL @AjitPaiFCC Get'em

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Cheesecake factory at the minimum https://t.co/MZujD6mBug

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

Thanks @elonmusk for my new desktop background.

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

@AGoldmund @replyall @PJVogt WOW!!! #longdistance best episode ever!!!!

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

BABY TRUMP LOOK LIKE HE SLOWLY RELEASING A FART SO IT DONT MAKE NOISE

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

20 Classic 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Episodes Are Dropping on Netflix — https://t.co/E1IGYb1vK7

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

UK just said "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you... You're cool... And fuck you" #Brexit

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We *def* don't recommended this, but Model S floats well enough to turn it into a boat for short periods of time. Thrust via wheel rotation.

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

@iamthemythmaker what is EDULE?

[Nick Holmes @NickHolmes86]

A huge thanks to this group of idiots for the best bachelor party a guy could hope for.

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

@TheRock I hope you've approved this message https://t.co/Oqz46g0XbC

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

"They" don't want you to be concerned about climate change, but @djkhaled & I want you to be. Major 🔑/ Major 🔬

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

#wherestheart

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

@THEKIDMERO @desusnice
https://t.co/mQDTBVU8i8

[Justonious @SoapSaysSurf]

@AGoldmund @PJVogt #Decoders was by far my favorite episode. Great job broskis.