Chris

I'm not a real douche, but I play one on Twitter.

[Chris @SociaBallistic]

Boobs always win. That's why we don't play rock, paper, boobs.

[Squeeze90160 @P_FFlyers]

Day 310 of support
Anytime, anywhere
Every day is a new day
For the Men & Woman who serve
Retired disabled Vet
One is too many
#22for22 #PTSD #DEPRESSION
#SuicidePrevention
Hot line 1.800.273.8255
Your never alone
Please check on those who matter to you..... Set 1

[Squeeze90160 @P_FFlyers]

Day 305 of support
Anytime, anywhere
Every day is a new day
For the Men & Woman who serve
Retired disabled Vet
One is too many
#22for22 #PTSD #DEPRESSION
#SuicidePrevention
Hot line 1.800.273.8255
Your never alone
Please check on those who matter to you..... Set 1

[Squeeze90160 @P_FFlyers]

Day 291 of support
Anytime, anywhere
Every day is a new day
For the Men & Woman who serve
Retired disabled Vet
One is too many
#22for22 #PTSD #DEPRESSION
#SuicidePrevention
Hot line 1.800.273.8255
Your never alone
Please check on those who matter to you..... Set 1

[DonkeyHoatie @WarrenWattles]

Fall in New England is a beautiful thing. The temperature gradually cools down and the trees slowly turn pretty colors.

Fall in Texas is mother nature jerking the thermostat up and down every few days until the trees eventually get sick and puke their leaves onto the ground.

[DonkeyHoatie @WarrenWattles]

I just realized that every time I order carpaccio, or chicken Kiev, or cordon bleu, some chef had to beat their meat for me.

[Chris @SociaBallistic]

@baseballchickie Jeepers

[Chris @SociaBallistic]

@chickenwhispe12 https://t.co/nZl2ailTwZ

[Squeeze90160 @P_FFlyers]

Day 223 of support
Anytime, anywhere
Every day is a new day
For the Men & Woman who serve
Retired disabled Vet
One is too many
#22for22 #PTSD #DEPRESSION
#SuicidePrevention
Hot line 1.800.273.8255
Your never alone
Please check on those who matter to you.... Set 3

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

Oh hey there.

You must be new.

Just gimme a minute to assign you the best Bunny Boiler I can find!

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

Listen lady, you are 5'1 and can't walk and chew gum at the same time ...

your crocth spawn is not going to be the next Wayne Gretsky, might I suggest he takes up the Piccolo.

Me, to every delusional sports parent out there.

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

it's pronounced avi not avi.

fuck sake.

[◆ The Storyteller ◆ @Graffiti_Bleu]

Enjoy the journey, for this very moment right here right now will at some point be back in the day.

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

Men: We like looking at your tits when we fuck you

My tits:

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

Someone asked me if I have tried to monetize my Twitter.

Sir! This is the Internet!

I give the anal talk away for free like God intended!

[K2 @K2DnvrRun]

Guys...if a girl and guy are having a back and forth on twitter and you just like her comments. You know we can see that and it looks a tad desperate.

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

#penisbread

[Squeeze90160 @P_FFlyers]

Day 171 of support
Anytime, anywhere
Every day is a new day
For the Men & Woman who serve
Retired disabled Vet
One is too many
#22for22 #PTSD #DEPRESSION
#SuicidePrevention
Hot line 1.800.273.8255
Your never alone
Please check on those who matter to you.... Set 2

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

I love reading Twitter polls ….

“How far would you drive for sex”?

Bitch, these married fuckers are e-fucking from Alaska to Australia and they’ll literally do anything for real pussy….. get a better question.

[Ricki Clearly Specified Tarr @ShootyDoody]

I think it's time we start using Corndog an Euphemism for penis in literature:

She saw his erect Corndog bobbing in the half light of dawn, "I hope he brought the Mustard", she thought.

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

welcome to twitter

people lie